Great Northern Whippets & Clogs - Result

[Bird Info guy]

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[fat bert]

Vidal Sassoon

opens new salon in Manchester!!

errr Clive - supposed to be for hair not be turbo-boosting the BBQ mate!!

 

[fat bert]

Here's Lorna~~

sporting the Wolds Most Accurately described T shirt

 

[fat bert]

Clive is house AND Garden proud~~

so he insisted that Shrops remove his biking boots and replace them with HOUSE SLIPPERS!!

Cool dude or what?

 

[fat bert]

Shrops tells me~~

gone on then - just one more of Clive's beers - just one

Note the stylish suede House Slippers

 

[fat bert]

Clive was convinced~~

that the cats were going to pinch his food - so "Knees togther tightly Clive"!!

Nice facial expression!

 

[fat bert]

Anya tells us that~~

this food is like sex with Jon.
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Big buns - little sausage!!

 

[fat bert]

but Shrops tells us~~

bugger the size of the bun, it's the number of sausages you can cram in that counts!!

 

[fat bert]

Jon can't believe~~

the number of sausages that Shrops has just nicked!!

 

[fat bert]

Tina doesn't give a bugger~~

about the bloody sausages - just gimme another crate of this Lambrusco!!

 

[fat bert]

Lorna reckons~~

doesn't matter if it's drinakble or not - as long as it's alcohol.

So without further ado - she helped herself to another 1/2 pint of Clives best Malt!!

Check the sideboard Clive - it was your Malt!!!

 

[fat bert]

Shrops proves~~

beyond reasonable doubt that he is indeed

"Midlands Massif DickHead of the Year"

 

[fat bert]

Having~~

supped his beer and malt whisky [ohhh yes we did Clive - check the sideboard again!!]

and ate him and Kit out of house and home

all that was left was the "garage inspection"

You would NOT believe the cleanliness and organisation in that garage.

Even the fish food pellets were lined up for inspection.

So we checked out the UNDERSIDE of Clives bike!!

Not sure how the cat litter got there though?

 

[fat bert]

anyway~~

enough of this drivel!!

pics galore to follow

 

[fat bert]

Group shots

time

 

[fat bert]

Group shot~~

2

 

[fat bert]

Saved the best till last~~

now what's this cheeky chappie about to do?

 

[Geoff James]

Stunning photos guys

Says he, where temperatures are barely climbing above 12 deg C

Envy, Envy, Envy
:cry: :cry: :cry:

 

[petrosc]

Got to final destination

on the edge of the world to find out that from the east coast
and Whitby that the nearest toilets were in NEWQUAY..

THESE TWO CHAPS WILL NEVER MAKE IT

 

[petrosc]

We looked and looked

for KEBAB houses with no success..

Ended up in this