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Samster

chamon motherf*cker
1. During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc).

3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases
 

Speedy

Registered User
Samster said:
1. During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc).

3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases

I knew Howard Hughes had something going for him!
 
R

R2B2

Guest
Samster said:
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Is there any way to find out which one's they are? :rolleyes:
 
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XXscraper

Guest
Samster said:
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases

Jeez so how many litres of our own gasses do we breath :eek:
 
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