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German engineering at it's finest

Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by andyBeaker, Oct 11, 2019.

  1. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    Whoever took the photo needs to properly adjust their trousers. Too long and bunching on the lower legs. Very scruffy.
     
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  2. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    The Jag is no match for my six cylinder, 3 litre, twin turbo, diesel MWB :p
     
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  3. Oldandbald

    Oldandbald Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Really? Sounds like a game of trump trumps to me. 300bhp?
     
  4. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    313 to be precise.
     
  5. Oldandbald

    Oldandbald Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Damn. 700nm of torque?
     
  6. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    465lb/ft, which I think is about 630 nm. She goes like phuq.
     
  7. Oldandbald

    Oldandbald Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    So does the XF. We'll both be down the pub before Beaker.
     
  8. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    What a lot of Beemers have in their favour is that the bodywork is aluminium, which favours the power to weight ratio. Personally, I think it's a bloody nuisance because the panels dent like wet paper.

    We'd be clattered before he got off his drive :D
     
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  9. Oldandbald

    Oldandbald Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    The Jaguar has aluminium panels too. You have to be bloody careful not to lean on it while you're giving it a wash. But so fucking what - it goes like shit off a shovel and I don't waste my life on fuel station forecourts.
     
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  10. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor


    Here's a picture of the last time you two met up in your oil burners....


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  11. Pow-Lo

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    No. That's the pensioners in your neighbourhood coming to see you with 'payment' for your DIY services.
     
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  12. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    I put a dent in the suage line of my bonnet when treating my windscreen with Rain-ex. Luckily, I know a most excellent dent remover.

    Another benefit of the awesome, powerful diesels - less time in filling stations (y)
     
  13. Oldandbald

    Oldandbald Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    They using those flares because you've taken out the local sub station with your outside light installation?
     
  14. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    The only thing that would be clattering would be your Diesel engine!!

    Weak

    Even weaker!!



    :campeon:
     
  15. sr71caspar

    sr71caspar B̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ Club Sponsor

    :DSnigger:D

    Poo-plop and oldenboard are as weak as, or weaker than, a petrol BMW.



    :risas3:
     
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  16. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Don't be so nasty, you should sympathise as they have both been up all night trying, and failing, to come up with witty and superior responses to worm their way out of their latest inevitable defeat.

    :D
     
  17. Oldandbald

    Oldandbald Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    On the contrary. I am so weak it's taken me all night to type this response.
     
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  18. Pow-Lo

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    I’m so weak, I still haven’t stopped laughing.
     
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  19. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    After three pages, what exactly was the purpose of this post? Was it about the badge being upside down or does one turn the badge to access the boot?
     
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  20. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Basically it was me being big enough to post something that I knew was going to get me slaughtered.

    It worked.

    The ability to laugh at oneself and bring a little happiness into the lives of others should not be underestimated.

    Oh, by the way...wash your mouth out with soapy water...do you really believe I would own a car that you had to make contact with to open the boot??:rolleyes:
     
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