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from a driver today

Wolfie

Is a lunp
he is sitting in the road works on the m25 this morning inside lane, woman next to him in the middle lane gets out of the car and is waving both arms at him and runs round to his door, he winds down the window thinking something is wrong with the load, and she shouts to him " your fucking indicator is going!!!"

he looks at her and replies "thats because i want to move into the next lane"

no she wasnt blonde

her reply was "well you cant because i am there"
 

Pugwash

Registered User
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I know my wife gets irritated when people don't let her change lanes. I did point out to her that they can't guess this, she has to indicate! :bang:

Sadly as I have only ridden a motorbike for years she thinks I'm unable to comment on car driving.c7u8
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
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Wolfie ... you've forgotten that female logic works in a strange way....:eek:

Changing lanes follows a simple sequence...

Having indicated the average female then changes lanes.

There's no requirement to actually check the lane has space or make allowances for other vehicles.

The flashing indicator is a magic device that clears a space, your driver's is obviously faulty ... don't let him out again until it's fixed....

:-0)
 
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