Friday's Caption Competition

[Fat Bert]

Checkout the Bloke in the white shirt!!

Captions?

 

[Cyclops]

Fook I`ve banged me knob on the bar :cry:


or


He He Nobody will notice me having a Wrafty Crank

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

 

[frenchuk]

the drwaf chose a weird place to have a crap

 

[Kenzie]

oh i know

the drwaf chose a weird place to have a crap

Bert, are you behind him? man8um

 

[chuffmeister]

Shite, thats me bolt shot, I knew I shouldn't have gone commando in these trousers ! :t

 

[Allan1]

Checkout the Bloke in the white shirt!!

Captions?

Fookin hell, dont look around but your missus has walked in!!!

Buzz

 

[Fat Bert]

Ellen

Class retort mate!!

The look on his mates face says it all

 

[Cyclops]

you creeping brown noser

Mac



how did you know that was Berts nick name at school ?????




Was changed later to



Brown nosing fudge packer

 

[derek kelly]

Oh shit! Bert's here again with his camera.

 

[Zoffo]

Hey missus can you open this jar o pickled onions for us

 

[derek kelly]

I wish Edwina curry would F*ck off and do her knitting somewhere else

 

[gypsy]

Oh Shit!!
its one of the organisers of the "sheepfest"

 

[birdinflight]

OH GOD, I'VE GOT MY KNOB STUCK IN THE BLOODY JOIN IN THE BAR...........ARGH.... :h :B

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[Zoffo]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZip!

 

[Fat Bert]

Nice

Nice replies peeps but what the **** is the bloke on the left hand side up to?

Wonder if he KNOWS [or in Buzz's case ..."Nose"] that his piccie is on the web?

LOL

 

[frenchuk]

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Shit I just had a wet fart moment