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andyBeaker

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Land how is comrade Corbyn going to pay for it....... either a) squeeze the pips out of anyone who has done something with their life and/or b) crush enterprise and entrepreneurship out of existence as there won't be any incentive to take risks.

Just my opinion.....:BangHead:
 

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Land how is comrade Corbyn going to pay for it....... either a) squeeze the pips out of anyone who has done something with their life and/or b) crush enterprise and entrepreneurship out of existence as there won't be any incentive to take risks.

Just my opinion.....:BangHead:
I have no idea why, but the more I hear the more they are making sure that cannot be elected
I was with a group from the local labour club today.. All those present have been life long supporters and many are life long paid up members, yet every one to a man ( and woman ) said they do not know how they will vote as the present labour party and especially its leader are simply un-electable

Almost every 'policy' they announce seems to be basically flawed in some way..

Three years ago I felt very sorry for the yanks. The choice they faced between the wig and the woman was terrible
I see no difference facing us on Dec. 12th

A right royal buffoon ( and I actually like Boris but I must be realistic ), or a traitor to the UK with little grasp on reality

I will discount the stupid foot stamping loony currently leading the yellows ...aspirations far greater than either personal ability or the grasp on real world
 

Martin L Batley

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I have no idea why, but the more I hear the more they are making sure that cannot be elected
I was with a group from the local labour club today.. All those present have been life long supporters and many are life long paid up members, yet every one to a man ( and woman ) said they do not know how they will vote as the present labour party and especially its leader are simply un-electable

Almost every 'policy' they announce seems to be basically flawed in some way..

Three years ago I felt very sorry for the yanks. The choice they faced between the wig and the woman was terrible
I see no difference facing us on Dec. 12th

A right royal buffoon ( and I actually like Boris but I must be realistic ), or a traitor to the UK with little grasp on reality

I will discount the stupid foot stamping loony currently leading the yellows ...aspirations far greater than either personal ability or the grasp on real world
Who says they actually want to be elected. They probably want to stay in opposition until the brexit farce is done with. That way they can avoid any blame and throw stones from the sidelines.
 

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I have no idea why, but the more I hear the more they are making sure that cannot be elected
I was with a group from the local labour club today.. All those present have been life long supporters and many are life long paid up members, yet every one to a man ( and woman ) said they do not know how they will vote as the present labour party and especially its leader are simply un-electable

Almost every 'policy' they announce seems to be basically flawed in some way..

Three years ago I felt very sorry for the yanks. The choice they faced between the wig and the woman was terrible
I see no difference facing us on Dec. 12th

A right royal buffoon ( and I actually like Boris but I must be realistic ), or a traitor to the UK with little grasp on reality

I will discount the stupid foot stamping loony currently leading the yellows ...aspirations far greater than either personal ability or the grasp on real world
What scares me is old school Labour voters like that putting their cross against the Lib Dumbs and the UK ending up with the world's first all snowflake government. :eek::eek::eek:
 

slim63

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Just my opinion but there isn't a single candidate worth voting for so doing as john said elsewhere spoiling my vote seems like the only option ................ that's if I can be bothered to wander the 100yds to the polling station for the 3rd time in my life ....
 

Jaws

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Come back the Monster Raving Loony party.. All is forgiven
They would probably do quite well at the moment (y)
 

Malone

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One of the former Loony’s lives not far from me. He was too successful when he stood as a candidate and got barred from the party. Now he’s the transport councillor on Devon County Council. He’s a nice enough chap, but when you get to know him it’s obvious why he was a Loony. But then you should consider why he’s now doing the job he does, perhaps his own perspectives changed? (I can’t find the loadsamoney emoji)
 

Pow-Lo

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My moral values tell me to spoil my ballot paper because they’re all twats. However, common sense says to vote Tory. Why? At least they’ll get us out of that snake pit of an EU. Voting any other way could lead to options way too scary to contemplate, the worst being a Liebour/SNP coalition.
 

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God forbid, but if that deluded f*ckwit Jo Swinson were to get in on a very narrow majority, do you think she'd be happy for us to demand a rerun...?

Personally I'd like to see her and the entire Lib Dem party disbarred from politics due to their complete ignorance of what a majority means.
 

Pow-Lo

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God forbid, but if that deluded f*ckwit Jo Swinson were to get in on a very narrow majority, do you think she'd be happy for us to demand a rerun...?

Personally I'd like to see her and the entire Lib Dem party disbarred from politics due to their complete ignorance of what a majority means.
Jo Swindon has already said tits to the referendum and that she’d keep us in the EU. The arrogance of the woman is only eclipsed by Fatty Abbott’s stupidity.

Given she’s adamant that we’re staying in the EU and that sea monster the Krankie wants to stay in (and racist traitor Corbyn doesn’t), a Lib Dem/SNP coalition could be an even scarier prospect.
 

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Jo Swindon has already said tits to the referendum and that she’d keep us in the EU. The arrogance of the woman is only eclipsed by Fatty Abbott’s stupidity.

Given she’s adamant that we’re staying in the EU and that sea monster the Krankie wants to stay in (and racist traitor Corbyn doesn’t), a Lib Dem/SNP coalition could be an even scarier prospect.
Why don't you say exactly how you feel about all this :D:D:D
 

Cougar377

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Jo Swindon has already said tits to the referendum and that she’d keep us in the EU. The arrogance of the woman is only eclipsed by Fatty Abbott’s stupidity.

Given she’s adamant that we’re staying in the EU and that sea monster the Krankie wants to stay in (and racist traitor Corbyn doesn’t), a Lib Dem/SNP coalition could be an even scarier prospect.
Tombstone Teeth and The Third Krankie... Sounds like a bad B movie western.
 

Pow-Lo

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Tombstone Teeth and The Third Krankie... Sounds like a bad B movie western.
There’s a lot of people out there who are equally pissed off with the Tories and Liebour. Then, when we consider the amount of snowflakes, liberal/lefties and benders out there, such a horror show could become a reality.
 

Jaws

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There’s a lot of people out there who are equally pissed off with the Tories and Liebour. Then, when we consider the amount of snowflakes, liberal/lefties and benders out there, such a horror show could become a reality.
No need to worry about the snowflakes..
They have already come out and said they find the voting process too intimidating.. which is their way of saying they can't be arsed to go to a polling station
 

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I beg everyone...vote, don't spoil your ballot paper.

If you do don't whine when the election doesn't turn out the way you want, even if it is the better of two evils.
 

slim63

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I beg everyone...vote, don't spoil your ballot paper.

If you do don't whine when the election doesn't turn out the way you want, even if it is the better of two evils.

If you know a better way of registering a protest against the current bunch of self serving idiots I would be happy to hear it ;)

As for whining that really is the pot calling the kettle black considering your continuing misguided whines about the brexit vote not going the way you wanted :p
just saying :D
 

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If you know a better way of registering a protest against the current bunch of self serving idiots I would be happy to hear it ;)

As for whining that really is the pot calling the kettle black considering your continuing misguided whines about the brexit vote not going the way you wanted :p
just saying :D
Excuse me?

If you look back you will see that I have consistently said I don't like the outcome (that hasn't changed) but I have equally consistently acknowledged the outcome of the referendum and stated that it needed to be implemented quickly.

No need to let the facts get in the way in hyperspace eh??

:flipa:

Ps the best way of registering a protest is to get off your arse and do something constructive. The world is full of people who moan from the sidelines.

Slim63 for PM!!
 

Cougar377

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Excuse me?

If you look back you will see that I have consistently said I don't like the outcome (that hasn't changed) but I have equally consistently acknowledged the outcome of the referendum and stated that it needed to be implemented quickly.

No need to let the facts get in the way in hyperspace eh??

:flipa:

Ps the best way of registering a protest is to get off your arse and do something constructive. The world is full of people who moan from the sidelines.

Slim63 for PM!!

I think you'll find that if you look back over your Brexit themed posts, you've also been the mainstay of post Brexit doom and gloom mongering on here .... some might class that as whining. :eusa_whistle:
 

slim63

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Excuse me?

If you look back you will see that I have consistently said I don't like the outcome (that hasn't changed) but I have equally consistently acknowledged the outcome of the referendum and stated that it needed to be implemented quickly.

No need to let the facts get in the way in hyperspace eh??

:flipa:

Ps the best way of registering a protest is to get off your arse and do something constructive. The world is full of people who moan from the sidelines.

Slim63 for PM!!

As stated many times before I have done my protesting for a number of causes I believe strongly in over the course of many years

Please state where & when you have got of your arse & done something about what you believe to be wrong or fought for what you believe to be right because as far as I can see your "protests" are confined to whinging on here :p
 
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