For Ian Robbo

[derek kelly]

Ian mate



























































You're very quiet tonight. :}

 

[Fat Bert]

yep!!

Ian mate

You're very quiet tonight. :}

Thank Christ!

 

[derek kelly]

He's probably washing his hair.......oh I forgot he does that in works time

 

[Fat Bert]

it's not the washing that takes the time

it's the application of Harmony Hairspray afterwards and the back-combing

Mind you, ya wouldn't know much about that would you Hovis Man?

 

[marcella]

it's the application of Harmony Hairspray afterwards and the back-combing

Mind you, ya wouldn't know much about that would you Hovis Man?

whats a hovis man:dunno:

 

[stan the man]

whats a hovis man:dunno:

it's gotta be a yorkshire thang

 

[marcella]

ill ask the wife she was reared near ilkley moor, that'l be in the same spot or near enough:dunno:

 

[marcella]

ill ask the wife she was reared near ilkley moor, that'l be in the same spot or near enough:dunno:

nope she's not got a clue either,,

 

[Fat Bert]

Easy~~~

It's a bald head that looks like a part-baked Hovis!!

 

[derek kelly]

It's a bald head that looks like a part-baked Hovis!!

have you ever seen a part baked Hovis, cos when we buy em in Yorkshire they are always fully baked, :neenaw: and I don't think hovis do those part baked baguettes that you stick in the oven, could be wrong though, maybe it is just something they do for the soft Midlanders cos they will break their dentures on a fully baked one :}

 

[marcella]

yes lads im beginning to formulate an image now,,,a hovis man could well be half baked, have a speech impediment, a flat cap and a penchant for reminicence, i'll definatly recognize one should i see him in the future:}

 

[derek kelly]

yes lads im beginning to formulate an image now,,,a hovis man could well be half baked, have a speech impediment, a flat cap and a penchant for reminicence, i'll definatly recognize one should i see him in the future:}

That's me ruled out then, as I have no impediments, don't own a flat cap, and I never reminisce, but I do remember a time in ooh must be 1970 when, I were climbing a tree on the railway embankment, when one of me mates set fire to the embankment, and I had to jump must have been 900 feet to the ground but luckily I landed in what must have been the softest part of the ground, eee that were reet lucky I can tell thee

 

[marcella]

thats for sure the best come back this mornin derek, your coffee works well:bow:

 

[osprey03]

ill ask the wife she was reared near ilkley moor:

Sounds painfull !!

 

[marcella]

hee,hee! you want to try out some of em pics in the iffy thread!!!! some of em girls are getting reared by american redwoods---------that has to hurt.

 

[ianrobbo1]

someone call ??? :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

someone call ??? :dunno:

As normal several hours later.....................Bang on time :neenaw:

 

[Fat Bert]

No !!!

someone call ??? :dunno:

Fook off Thumb-breaker - it was great whilst you were away!

 

[ianrobbo1]

Fook off Thumb-breaker - it was great whilst you were away!

I would "at this point" normally say, it'll be your "scrawny neck" I'll break next time,!! but as its "hidden" under all those slack jowls, I'll have to just give you a kick in the nuts next time,
:xm just realised how hard that would be as well,!!! :dunno:
looks like you've "gotten away" with it THIS time,!! :t

 

[derek kelly]

I'll have to just give you a kick in the nuts next time,
:xm just realised how hard that would be as well,!!! :dunno:

Why? cos you've got short legs? :dunno: