FOOD POSIONING - AKA Cyclops!!

[Fat Bert]

Some of you may be awae that Cycleclips [apart from the computer business] also runs a Sandwich business

So in true Cyclops "Generous Style" - NOT!! he offers last weekend to do sandwiches for some of us at the Track Day

As promised he arrives suitable armed with CHICKEN sandwiches - bless

6 hours afterwards :-

Shaun - severe headache and talking to God on the big white telephone

Chunky - gurgling sounds from his stomach and feeling so unwell that he could only manage two pints last night

Ian Slobbo - farting for England and with the constitution of a rancid goat

FB - Oooops - run for the loo again - and again - and again - and again

Moral of the story - never trust a mate to arrange self-lunches for you

Keys........coat..........lavvy roll..........damm here we go again!!

 

[derek kelly]

Don't blame cyclops, blame his supplier, I bought two packs of rump steak from Dewhursts the other day, cooked them in the George foreman grill, cooked mine for six minutes as I always do, cooked wife and daughters for twenty minutes as they like them really well done, that night both toilets were constantly occupied, we must have gone through three air freshener sprays by the end of the night, next day first thing I did when I got up was to run to bog and throw up, wife stayed in bed all day, daughter sent home from work, I said I'm going to take the rest of the meat to environmental health, wife said "I don't think it was the meat as Dewhursts are always pretty good, I think it must be a twenty four hour virus" well we will see as she is having some of it tonight...I'm having pizza.

 

[XXLarge]

Stop talking shit!

 

[gypsy]

theres a surprise !

at least Cyclops had the last word !!!!
even if it was "BARF!"

 

[D.S.]

bet he don't make 'em like this? :}

http://myhighhorse.com/index2.html

 

[Fat Bert]

Joe Boy~~

Just a light lunch for you then ya bloater?

 

[Cyclops]

I hate seeing food go to waste

and those sanwiches were freshley made 3 weeks last Friday


And we know your lying Bert as

FB - Oooops - run for the loo again - and again - and again - and again

Run you fooken bloater last time you ran was when it was your round :f :f