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Fat Bert Bankupted by

Cyclops

Registered User
IPS Computers ?4 per 30 seconds Tech support line :lol:


Swapped his PC`s around today and spent most of it trying to get his PC World Tuffty monitor working :B

Ages on the phone, wait for the phone bill and then watch him hit the roof:f
 
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petrosc

Guest
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fat bert

Guest
Yeah yeah yeah~~

Spend most of the bloody weekend and all of today [Monday] trying to get the damm thing sorted!!

Just got it all up and running @ 01.37 Tuesday morning

Cyclops thinks it's funny???

Guess which friendly independant pc supplier I bought it from!!!!!

http://www.ipscomputers.co.uk

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fat bert

Guest
Joking apart~~

Thanks for the phone-line assistance mate!! :k :k :k

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Borrox ya greasy greek tw&t

Have ya Gold Membership money back and pi$$ off back to Athens

It'll be worth a tenner just to get rid of you!!
 
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petrosc

Guest
Fat Basterd

You only saying that now because

You've been fed, once again, with your hypopotamus appetite and you will be full for the next fortnight.....................

You'll get hungry again..........in two to three weeks and you'll be ringing the bell............

Next time its only Jane and the kids invited, you tight twat......

How does she put up with him, god knows..

Everybody on this forum, DO NOT INVITE HIM FOR A MEAL.
HE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE....

fAT BASTERD - UP YOUR HARSE :bandit:

Witnes? Of course. Just ask CYCLOPS
 

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andyonthebird

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Come on Bert, a Hypopotamus is a hippopotamus that has eaten too many blue smarties and he is now hypo.
Apparantly Hypopotamuses can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds.
 
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petrosc

Guest
Soooooooooooo

Can Fatious Bebertious!!!!

I think he can do it in 9 sec.R#?
 
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fat bert

Guest
Will you stop talking~~

ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!!!

9 seconds - that's on a good day!

:B :B :violin:
 
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D.S.

Guest
Actually Bert, I think they were talking about your ability to get from

0-60 on that oh so slow silver thing of yours :}
 

Bubba

Registered User
0-60 on that oh so slow silver thing of yours

Is that the Silver bird with an Identity crisis, was once red but fancied a change??:neenaw: :neenaw:
 
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