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Fat Bert and Martial Arts

Punchy

Registered User
I heard on the grape vine that Bert is taking up the ancient art of Tau Kin Bo Lux.

Its a dangerous and mystical martial art where one has only to open one's mouth in the correct manner to completely disable another sensible post...

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stan the man

you are not capable
Punchy said:
I heard on the grape vine that Bert is taking up the ancient art of Tau Kin Bo Lux.

Its a dangerous and mystical martial art where one has only to open one's mouth in the correct manner to completely disable another sensible post...

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now THAT is fookin' funny :yo: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Coggy

Guest
I'd rather the hot air came out of the top end than the bottom end...

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Coggy

Guest
lumpy said:
Do you mean when you have Berty bent him over and giving him one in the old brown starfish? Or am i getting confused here?
I've never even been in the same room as the fellow, and have no intention to change the habit of a lifetime...
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