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Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by derek kelly, Aug 1, 2020.

  1. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Duz ani of thi naw wot t’day is? Well pin bak thi lugs n al tel thi.
    T’day’s a reet speshul day in t’lives o Yorkshire foke as it’s a day speshully med fer t’garden a England, it’s nun utha than YORKSHIRE DAY, yay, appy Yorkshire day all a yus, a nah tha’ll bi celebratin it.
     
  2. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Why is it Yorkshire Day in The Garden of England, Kent?
     
  3. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Tried this in Google Translate and all I got was "stop eating with your mouth full and run that past me again".
     
  4. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Let it go Andy, you’re not even near the top anymore, accept it, Kent is a shithole.
     
  5. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Typical of Yorkshire folk
    Long accepted as Gods own county, why do they feel the need to try and usurp Kent as the Garden on England ?
    Apart from iffy sheep and puddings that aren't puddings, Yorkshire can hardly be termed the breadbasket of England can it !
     
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  6. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Kent never really was the Garden of England, they only had the title because Henry viii liked the cherries that grew there.
    Yorkshre (particularly North) has more open Countryside than any other County so about 11 years ago was rightly voted the garden of England, if God was real would he choose to live anywhere else?
     
  7. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    Break out the mint sauce and watch the sheep run like feck.
     
  8. Martin L Batley

    Martin L Batley Old Hand Club Sponsor

    Aye but did tha tek t'oath?
     
  9. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Dunt need ta, Yorkshire born n bred, only t’wannabis from artside wot needs ta pledge t’owath.
     
  10. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    They run a lot faster if you break out the wellies. So I've heard. :eusa_whistle:
     
  11. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    May I refer the unlearned gentlemen to the section for the 'G's on this link.

    What more evidence is needed??

    http://www.authorandbookinfo.com/kingkong/where/gb.htm
     
  12. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    These will date back to when Kent was (falsely) referred to as the garden of England, btw how long has Brighton been in Kent?
     
  13. Bluelagoona

    Bluelagoona Not ready for me coffin yet. Club Sponsor

    As yorkshire is the largest county in the uk no suprise it has lots of open countryside. If you like sheep and dry stone walls...... the towns n cities tho are crap and no amount of money would persuade me to live there.
    Give me the big open skies of east anglia anyday.
     
  14. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    like any place in the World it has some crap places. Dewsbury, Bradford, Huddersfield. I have lived in various places, Suffolk, Plymouth, Portsmouth, Northwood, Chelmsford, etc, I have visited loads more places & I can say hand on heart, Yorkshire is the best.

    Ok if you like having six fingers on each hand & webbed toes on each foot.
     
  15. JayTee

    JayTee Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Please don’t call Derek a Kent Andrew :p.
     
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  16. JayTee

    JayTee Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Wellies are for beginners matey laying em on their backs is preferable, cos as your gazing into their eyes you can
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    .Snoggem :loveyou:
     
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  17. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    I defer to gentleman's superior knowledge on the subject. :worship2:
     
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  18. JayTee

    JayTee Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Aaaaaah Devon, where the men are men and the sheep.
    Are, well frankly terrified (y).
     
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