Definitions:
Mockney: Someone who wishes they were a Cockney when they aren't one. Even more annoying than a cockney w*nker since the latter can't help it, but a mockney is so by choice. "That Jamie Oliver is a right mockney w*nker"
Mockney: An upper class celebrity who attempts to solicit the admiration of the common person by pretending to have a cockney accent.
Mockney: A dj or producer of the kind who lives in a satellite town outside the M25. Usually Kingston or Reading - occasionally he or she lives within the ring (Watford), but pretends to the throne of East End Cockneydom, for reasons of respect amongst fellow peers. "Don't give me none of that mockney Surreyboy bizniz you phoney fu**"
Mockney W*nker: who is that dickhead who married madonna and all of his movies are the same? GUY RITCHIE, the ultimate mockney wanker.
Mockney: A cockney is supposedly someone born within the sound of the Bow Bells in London. A mockey is someone with wishful asperations (or exceptionally good hearing). "That Beamish lad thinks he's so eastend; what a mockney!"
