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That comment makes no logical sense and is therefore inadmissable as evidence. There is absolutely no scientific correlation between how well dressed your phone is and the size of your todger.No, but considering you have a smart phone then your cock must be minuscule
Go to the back of the class and write me a 500 line essay entitled "Why there's no Welsh members of MENSA".
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Because they get confused if they can’t liberally sprinkle the words with LL Y and CH - isn’t it?That comment makes no logical sense and is therefore inadmissable as evidence. There is absolutely no scientific correlation between how well dressed your phone is and the size of your todger.
Go to the back of the class and write me a 500 line essay entitled "Why there no Welsh members of MENSA".
Stop deflecting, PeeweeThat comment makes no logical sense and is therefore inadmissable as evidence. There is absolutely no scientific correlation between how well dressed your phone is and the size of your todger.
Go to the back of the class and write me a 500 line essay entitled "Why there no Welsh members of MENSA".
Honda list the 'mudguard' as 'fender' so it's not just the Americans....they can't both be wrong.
Cut Mrs B's hair.
It actually looks pretty decent.
Another money saving opportunity as far as I am concerned
It actually looks pretty decent.
Another money saving opportunity as far as I am concerned
Never touched the bloke.Stop deflecting, Peewee
Who had control over japan after ww2 ………….. yup the yanks, so the japs learnt corrupted English from them & got it completely wrong its a fecking mudguard, end of story
Near enough finished the Yam BWizz ped ( just got to fit the seat cover and exhaust gasket when they arrive ), so started rebuilding the donor scoot so it can still be used off road by the grand kids
This is going to involve a 're-imagination' of the whole thing as a lot of the parts donated to te road going bike have to be replaced by hand made bits and bobs.. Also, at some time in its life, the zorst has been clobbered so hard a big lump of the engine ( where the exhaust was mounted ) has been smashed off !!
This one is going to be fun with a capitol FU......... !!!!
This is going to involve a 're-imagination' of the whole thing as a lot of the parts donated to te road going bike have to be replaced by hand made bits and bobs.. Also, at some time in its life, the zorst has been clobbered so hard a big lump of the engine ( where the exhaust was mounted ) has been smashed off !!
This one is going to be fun with a capitol FU......... !!!!
Replaced the innertube on the back of Granddaughter’s bike, she gave it a test ride & it exploded, exactly like the one I replaced, told daughter to bring the bike round her & I’ll give the wheel a check over, suspect a spoke may be poking through the protective tape, not good, the bike was only bought at Christmas.
From 12.42 to 13.42 I’ll be waiting for Barry to knock on the door with my new iphone 11
Check the inside of the tyre very carefully...I'll bet 20p you will find something sticking through, the same something that caused the first puncture.
If I had a pound for every time I have seen a replacement tube pop the second it is pumped up I would probably have over £20 now.
Discovered the problem, the tyre beading is knackered, only evident when I fully removed the tyre.
Bought a new 13.5 tog duvet for Woman, and coincidentally cut up very old sheets for rags in the workshop
Resurected a YB4 battery that had napped of connector lugs ( done by soldering 2BA nuts to what was left of the posts )
Fitted the exhaust manifold gasket to the BWizz.. so only outstanding job on that one is to recover the seat when the new cover arrives
Resurected a YB4 battery that had napped of connector lugs ( done by soldering 2BA nuts to what was left of the posts )
Fitted the exhaust manifold gasket to the BWizz.. so only outstanding job on that one is to recover the seat when the new cover arrives
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Went for a picnic on the beach.
Took three steps toward the beach and decided to have the picnic in the car overlooking the beach.
Much warmer.
Took three steps toward the beach and decided to have the picnic in the car overlooking the beach.
Much warmer.
And less crowded
