Two weeks ago I was in a queue for Lidl, the banter up & down the line was hilarious, a woman towards the back of the queue started singing, unfortunately (or fortunately) nobody joined in.
No it was kumbaya, probably why nobody joined in.Was it #ring a ring a roses, atishoo atishoo we all fall down#
Isn't that what shepherds shout at their dogs..?No it was kumbaya, probably why nobody joined in.
They should exchange phone numbers?It was so nice to hear the lady in the bungalow say how much my mum waving to her lifted her spirits during her isolation. I am sure they will be having a natter over a cup of tea and a slice of Battenburg when life returns to some state of normality.
Sometimes the little things that don't cost anything count for more than we can ever imagine.
Repetitive bodily movements. Snigger.According to the pedometer app on my phone, I walked 1.8 miles without leaving the house yesterday.
According to the pervometer app on my phone, I wanked 1.8 miles without leaving the house yesterday.
When did you last try "repetitive bodily movements" with your phone in the same hand?Repetitive bodily movements. Snigger.
I'm giving it a go now.When did you last try "repetitive bodily movements" with your phone in the same hand?
Admirable research indeed but it also demonstrates what a tiny cock you haveI'm giving it a go now.
If my typing gets kjkuyp987[0 97utrd87 %^P)(*)(*R%&^%*& a bit wonky then you'll why....
[a few minutes later]
Well... it's possible..... but not recommended.
So far I've ordered pizzas for Sheffield, phoned a woman in Hawaii, set my time zone to Mars Time, found a video on Youtube about DIY nipple piercing and changed the text on my screen icons to Japanese.
Get over it...it's beige AND has a fender, not a mudguard.Starting filling in the gap between the mudguard and fender extender, that I glued in place yesterday, using knifing putty to make it look like one single unit. Once filled and sanded it'll get painted in Beige . . . .I MEAN TITANIUM!!!
@andyBeaker its your bloody fault!!! Beige!
Did I mention that I've got REALLY big hands..?Admirable research indeed but it also demonstrates what a tiny cock you have
No, but considering you have a smart phone then your cock must be minusculeDid I mention that I've got REALLY big hands..?