Some guy made the mistake of stopping my mum in the local Tesco and asked if she was the lady that lived in the house backing on to the Taff. When she raised an eyebrow, he qualified his question by saying he'd seen the pheasants in her garden and then went on to say that there was a place nearby that breeds them for shooting and those ones must've escaped. He suggested they'd make a nice Sunday roast. Big mistake.A brace of pheasant
Get them shot and breasted man, season has just started
Ma P and me are old hippies and we're all about the environment, maaaaaan. The only reason she's not a vegan is she won't do without milk and cheese and she refuses to wear plastic shoes. I just enjoy meat too much. Anyhoo, she didn't tell me what she said to him in response but he legged it so fast he forgot to look before crossing the road and almost got himself hit by a car.