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[derek kelly]

Nearest open shop nine miles away, took me an hour and a quarter to get there
.

That’s BMW’s for you.

 

[andyBeaker]

Aren't you

Never denied it.

Honesty is the best policy.

 

[andyBeaker]

That’s BMW’s for you.

The journey home would have taken a lot longer if the bus had overtaken the Dacia Duster on one of the hills.

 

[derek kelly]

The journey home would have taken a lot longer if the bus had overtaken the Dacia Duster on one of the hills.

Is that really what you meant to type?

 

[andyBeaker]

Is that really what you meant to type?

Nope.

 

[andyBeaker]

The journey home would have taken a lot longer if the bus hadn't overtaken the Dacia Duster on one of the hills


Flipping autocorrect

 

[Cougar377]

Never denied it.

Honesty is the best policy.

.....says the former banker.

 

[Malone]

I helped my old boss shift 3 Thruxton Bonnevilles, a McLaren something or other, 2 Porsche 911 turbo things, a Renault Clio V6 and a fancy Beetle V6 4wd sport cup racer thing, just to get to his Lambo Gallardo to start it up. It wouldn’t start. Fired up on easy start but otherwise no go.

 

[Squag1]

I helped my old boss shift 3 Thruxton Bonnevilles, a McLaren something or other, 2 Porsche 911 turbo things, a Renault Clio V6 and a fancy Beetle V6 4wd sport cup racer thing, just to get to his Lambo Gallardo to start it up. It wouldn’t start. Fired up on easy start but otherwise no go.

Petrol??????

 

[Malone]

That’s what I reckoned at first “when did you last run it?” “About 4 years ago” also the fuel in it is around 8 years old! But then I can’t hear the fuel pump initiating when the ignition is switched on. Google shows a different fuse box for his year and we can’t find a fuel pump fuse or relay, or the pump come to that, so now it waits for the Lambo dealer to collect it.

 

[Malone]

Looks nice though

 

[andyBeaker]

That’s what I reckoned at first “when did you last run it?” “About 4 years ago” also the fuel in it is around 8 years old! But then I can’t hear the fuel pump initiating when the ignition is switched on. Google shows a different fuse box for his year and we can’t find a fuel pump fuse or relay, or the pump come to that, so now it waits for the Lambo dealer to collect it.

That sounds like it is going to be very, very expensive.

VERY!

 

[andyBeaker]

Had a poo, as reported elsewhere.

Fitted a Ring video door bell, well Impressed.

Fitted hedgehog tyres to the golf trolley wheels.

Painted a bit of trim for the new shelf in the cloak room.

 

[Squag1]

We're ALL relieved

 

[ogr1]

Had a poo, as reported elsewhere.

Fitted a Ring video door bell, well Impressed.

Pity the poor bastids ringing your bell.

 

[Squag1]

Pity the poor bastids ringing your bell.

Be a change from rattling his cage

 

[andyBeaker]

Pity the poor bastids ringing your bell.

Yup, my butler can be a right git at times.

 

[Squag1]

 

[Squag1]

That sounds like it is going to be very, very expensive.

VERY!

Can sell a Triumph to pay for it.

 

[Malone]

That sounds like it is going to be very, very expensive.

VERY!

Nope. The replacement for it is though. Price to change all agreed.