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You'll like this During lock down..... What have you done today ?

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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I went to the optician & he asked “have you ever had your eyes checked?” I replied “no, they’ve always been blue”
 

Minkey

Ok it was me
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I went to donate blood today, I'm not going again, they ask too many questions

whose blood is it?
where's it from?
why is it in a bucket?
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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I went to the doctor, he said “say aah” I asked “why?” He replied “because my dog’s just died
 

Pow-Lo

I am Grasshopper!
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Went to the office to assist in the analysis of some paint samples.
Took the grand Panzer for a blast up and down a few junctions of the M4 to clear out her DPF.
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Replaced a single socket with a double with USB without electrocuting myself.

Tried many times when I was a child.
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
Staff member
Moderator
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Replaced a single socket with a double with USB without electrocuting myself.

Tried many times when I was a child.
Borrox. They hadn't even invented electrikery when you were a sprog. :D
 
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