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Driving fast

derek kelly

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I was driving along & as the road was clear I decided to put my foot down.
A cop car was hiding up ahead & when I passed he pulled out & instructed me to pull over.
"Oh shit" I thought as he approached my car.
I lowered the window & the cop looked at me & with a sneer on his face said "papers".
I replied "scissors, I win, fuck off"
 
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