Dreams

Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by derek kelly, Jul 10, 2019.

  1. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    I’ve been known to have some strange dreams, particularly when I’m under the weather as I am at the moment, last night I dreamed that I was walking round Manchester city centre on stilts, wearing an anti pollution mask, can anybody explain?
     
  2. Oldandbald

    Oldandbald Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Be them mushrooms you had for your tea last night.
     
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  3. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Only had tiger bread & honey for my tea.
     
  4. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    There is no way you could walk on stilts in Manchester as you would trip over the tram lines
     
  5. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator


    Yes... your fookin weird !!!
     
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  6. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Believe it or not that isn’t the weirdest dream I’ve had.
     
  7. ianrobbo1

    ianrobbo1 good looking AND modest Club Sponsor

    I can believe that!!(y):rolleyes:
     
  8. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    I suspect that will NOT be a surprise to many !
     
  9. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    I posted this on 5th April 2016.
    That reminds me of a dream I once had.
    I couldn't get my car started & was worried I'd be late for work so I went into my garage & got out a large empty catering size peanut butter tub & sat on that, steering it with the wire handle, I travelled down the grass banking at the side of the M1 as the tub had no lights & it was still dark mornings.
    Very random dream & even when I woke up it seemed real.
    The only link with reality that I can think of is that I was working in the kitchen at the time & we were making peanut butter sandwiches every morning & I can't stand the stuff.
     
  10. Vinterceptor

    Vinterceptor Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    You had just finished your 1st shift in your newly chosen career as a plasterer. You had decided to start off in lucrative Manchester to earn some decent coin right from the off.
     
  11. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    I remember posting on here a few years ago about some crazy ass dream I’d had the night before. Something about driving around in a white, convertible XJS with Derek, Beaker and Daisy Bee. I knew it was them in my dream yet I’ve never met any of them.
     
  12. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Long may it last.
     
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  13. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    I rarely have pleasant dreams:(

    For years the recurring theme has been trying to get somewhere and never making it. Either by public transport or, more regularly, on foot and getting totally, absolutely knackered in my futile attempts.

    As Derek says, the 'dreams' seem so real and vivid, a really horrible way of starting the day.
     
  14. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    How do I know how vivid your dreams are?
     
  15. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    If I were to try & translate the dream I think I would be fairly accurate in saying that Manchester is such a shit hole that the stilts represent rising above the shit & trash & the anti pollution mask would be self evident.
     
  16. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    You are in most of them.
     
  17. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Is that why I wake up wet & sticky? I thought you never had pleasant dreams.
     
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