dont all laugh or call me a liar

[Wolfie]

but i have just met a madman, straight up, he was so fecked up that i did not understand a tenth of what he was saying. complete of his feckin head, total and utter feckin nutter. So far of the wall that he was horizontal and disappearing down the road like cat with a ball bearing up its arse.

think i will lock the doors tonight and keep the dog close.

totally off his feckin head.

 

[derek kelly]

Andy that was a Mirror you were talking to.

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

but i have just met a madman, straight up, he was so fecked up that i did not understand a tenth of what he was saying. complete of his feckin head, total and utter feckin nutter. So far of the wall that he was horizontal and disappearing down the road like cat with a ball bearing up its arse.

think i will lock the doors tonight and keep the dog close.

totally off his feckin head.

So.....................

I see you met George Dubya Bush then??!!

 

[D.S.]

but i have just met a madman, straight up, he was so fecked up that i did not understand a tenth of what he was saying. complete of his feckin head, total feckin nutter and wearing a gimp mask. So far of the wall that he was horizontal and disappearing down the road on his pink bargebird like a cat with a ball bearing up its arse 'till he got to the first corner.

think i will lock the doors tonight and keep the dog close.

totally off his feckin head.

what he meant to type ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[marcella]

birds of a feather flock together:f :f :}

 

[Wolfie]

walking in the park bloke talking to himself, sees me and dog starts talking to dog, tells me that the dog is arguingwith him , gets all fired up and starts shouting at the dog, then stops in the middle of the park starts shouting at himself , then procedes to hit himself, i carried on wlking as i passed him on the way back he is sitting naked in the middle of the park, still arguing with himself, going on about warlords coming to get etc etc and he must be naked otherwise they will see him, then gets up and "follows" me and dog until we are about 30ft from my house and declares he is safe now , puts on his clothes and just walks away calm as you like.

 

[marcella]

what and that surprised YOU:dunno:


:h

 

[Wolfie]

yep, cause i didn't think the warlords had made it up here yet.

 

[D.S.]

No warlord

just the UK's answer to care in the community - "release them"

 

[Wolfie]

reckon you are right joe,

 

[marcella]

:yo: :yo: yup bang on in one take

 

[Coggy]

walking in the park bloke talking to himself, sees me and dog starts talking to dog, tells me that the dog is arguingwith him , gets all fired up and starts shouting at the dog, then stops in the middle of the park starts shouting at himself , then procedes to hit himself, i carried on wlking as i passed him on the way back he is sitting naked in the middle of the park, still arguing with himself, going on about warlords coming to get etc etc and he must be naked otherwise they will see him, then gets up and "follows" me and dog until we are about 30ft from my house and declares he is safe now , puts on his clothes and just walks away calm as you like.

Auditory hallucinations
Drugs or Schizophrenia
Do the police need informing?

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Sounds just like a routine day within one of her majesties prisons

:neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw:

Baz

 

[Wolfie]

right feck i will find him and give him your address, fill his head full of shit that you are a warlord/warlock spy and let him slice you up with his cheese grater. :k :k

 

[derek kelly]

Sounds just like a routine day within one of her majesties prisons

:neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw:

Baz

Staff like that at your place as well huh?

 

[R2B2]

Relax Andy......

........ 'twas probably Dom Joly filming his new series :} :}