You'll like this Dogs and snow

[Jaws]

Er, this idiot owner has a cat litter in his garden.........



Other than that, have you got anything against cats?

I have had two cats.. both rescued 'cos I cannot stand to see any animal in distress..... Both ended up being rehomed within a year

So no. quite happy to admit I am not a big fan..... but at least I tried !

 

[slim63]

Er, this idiot owner has a cat litter in his garden.........

Good man now can you teach a few million other owners to do the same please

 

[Cougar377]

Sounds like the cat has a medical issue - has he seen a vet?

There's nothing physically wrong with him. He's just mentally challenged.
Believe it or not, our pet insurance does include consultation with a pet psychologist, but unless it also covers manliness training then I don't think we'll bother...!

 

[Cougar377]

Responsible dog owners clear up after their animal, there are no responsible cat owners as proven by the lack of sand boxes in the idiot owners gardens

And while our dog cant walk along a fence he can climb some trees much to the surprise of cats & squirrels

We did actually try a litter tray in the garden. Every other feckin' moggy uses it...but not our two.
Next doors dog thought it was a peperami dispenser so it got binned in the end (the tray, not the dog).

 

[Jaws]

In the interests of being even handed..

Shame it aint really as funny or entertaining as the dog one, but it is the best I could find

 

[andyBeaker]

There's nothing physically wrong with him. He's just mentally challenged.
Believe it or not, our pet insurance does include consultation with a pet psychologist, but unless it also covers manliness training then I don't think we'll bother...!

Joking aside, cats can be very badly affected by stress and medication is available to help mange this. Spraying is a classic symptom of a stressed cat.

I'm not a vet, just passing on the experience we have had with a highly strung moggy in the past.

 

[Cougar377]

Joking aside, cats can be very badly affected by stress and medication is available to help mange this. Spraying is a classic symptom of a stressed cat.

I'm not a vet, just passing on the experience we have had with a highly strung moggy in the past.

Yep, agree totally. We've had a couple of highly strung mogs in the past.

To be fair.....although Zorro is a bit of a stress head, in his particular case he invariably sprays on anything new that's come in to the house. If it's big enough and flat sided enough then he'll give it a quick squirt if no-one's looking.
You get used to not leaving things lying around - parcels, shopping.....

I do miss having dogs.

 

[Cougar377]

In the interests of being even handed..

Shame it aint really as funny or entertaining as the dog one, but it is the best I could find

Cats just don't appreciate snow like dogs do.

 

[Pow-Lo]

As I said previously, the only people that can't smell dog in their house are dog owners. Very few landlords allow dogs in their properties, in fact a dog in the property is one of the few things where a landlord can legally insist upon a larger deposit than standard as the house will have to be fumigated and redecorated from top to bottom when the tenancy ends. And they will have to clear the poo up.

My cat has never sprayed or clawed anything in the house. In fact none of the three we have owned have. Two of them have economics degrees and the third is a brain surgeon.

Your hovel sounds really comfortable. Is it a cave??

I don’t have a landlord, so you’re point is irrelevant. Interestingly, however, most landlords won’t allow pets of any sort including cats because they piss and spray everywhere.

Fumigation at the end of tenancy isn’t a given. As I’ve said previously, if you have wooden floors absolutely non-fabric furniture, there’s nothing for the smell to permeate (do you actually read the posts you comment on or are you retarded?).

Another repetition, quelle surprise, but, like any responsible dog owner we cleaned up after ours. Do you go into your neighbours gardens and clear up after your cat?

What makes you think we live in a hovel and/or a cave? I’m not sure if you’re trying to get a reaction or are just incredibly ignorant and plain rude.

 

[Pow-Lo]

 

[Pow-Lo]

 

[andyBeaker]

I don’t have a landlord, so you’re point is irrelevant. Interestingly, however, most landlords won’t allow pets of any sort including cats because they piss and spray everywhere.

Fumigation at the end of tenancy isn’t a given. As I’ve said previously, if you have wooden floors absolutely non-fabric furniture, there’s nothing for the smell to permeate (do you actually read the posts you comment on or are you retarded?).

Another repetition, quelle surprise, but, like any responsible dog owner we cleaned up after ours. Do you go into your neighbours gardens and clear up after your cat?

What makes you think we live in a hovel and/or a cave? I’m not sure if you’re trying to get a reaction or are just incredibly ignorant and plain rude.

Whoa, easy tiger......

Interesting that "easy Rover" doesn't really work......another example of cat superiority over dog......

 

[Pow-Lo]

Whoa, easy tiger......

Interesting that "easy Rover" doesn't really work......another example of cat superiority over dog......

“Easy Bonzo” works very well.

 

[Oldandbald]

The cats bollocks doesn't work either.

 

[Oldandbald]

And nobody has ever been as happy as a cat with two dicks.

 

[Jaws]

As fit as a butchers cat does not really work either !

 

[derek kelly]

My dog’s just got the cream.

 

[andyBeaker]

But their has never been Muttydog Dolls

 

[andyBeaker]

Tom Jones never sang 'what's up muttydog'

 

[andyBeaker]

Ianyone ever seen a dogermeran?

Or a dog of nine tails?