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Dirty Talk

Punchy

Registered User
Its coming up towards christmas and it's that time of year when you can "talk dirty" and get away with it, even in mixed company.

Phrases Like

"Wow, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open, grab a handful, and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy....I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
and of course
"Anyone want stuffing?"

:eek: :eek:
 

Biker Babe

Registered User
Punchy said:
Its coming up towards christmas and it's that time of year when you can "talk dirty" and get away with it, even in mixed company.

Phrases Like

"Wow, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open, grab a handful, and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy....I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
and of course
"Anyone want stuffing?"

:eek: :eek:


You men...................your SOOOOOOOOOOO shallow........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Biker Babe said:
You men...................your SOOOOOOOOOOO shallow........ :lol: :lol: :lol:

About basting dish deep me !! :yo: :blush:
 
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nitehawk

Guest
Here's one I heard the other day.

'I'll be sure to have a little something in my sack for you'

Needless to say, I was both shocked and appalled. :eek:
 
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