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silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
bunny said:
Hello stan mate.....Me and MTK will see if we can lose him on the way to SOSB.....Should'nt be to difficult as he's on a red one.....h1d1ng2
man8um hole.

Wait, you'll get lost at the first donut..... shades of EOSB.
 
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dufus

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You may just have the record for length of time registered before having points deducted by Artemis!!!!

Who da daddy

OOPS ....didn't realise you was a bint you a tall and aggresive girl too like smix?

Still reckon blue is the new black
 

stan the man

you are not capable
just to get more points deducted.........here's arty for ya...(i'm in deep doodoo now h1d1ng2 )
 

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Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
dufus said:
OOPS ....didn't realise you was a bint you a tall and aggresive girl too like smix?

Still reckon blue is the new black
Smixy is tall and not aggressive!!!!! Arty is smaller and SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PinkBirds are better than BlueBirds!!!
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
stan the man said:
just to get more points deducted.........here's arty for ya...(i'm in deep doodoo now h1d1ng2 )
hee hee hee hee - can't believe she hasn't commented yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :}:}:}
 

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
DUFUS, you certainly know how to make friends and influence people....



..........NOT.


Stanley, that was very, very, very, very, very... Brave or STUPID.


Arty, please go steady... I can't stand the sight of,...... actually I'll hold em you hit em.


c7u8
 
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dufus

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Stan methinks the absence of comments from art means she is planning something very painfull and protracted, I would advise a bullet proof vest as a start and a jockstrap in case she headbuts you in the nuts fella... well you did say she was smallR#?

MMMM talll girls aint they grand
 
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dufus

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silverfox.xx said:
DUFUS, you certainly know how to make friends and influence people....


hehe Silver all I did was open the box, then all the mad frogs jumped out
 

stan the man

you are not capable
dufus said:
Stan methinks the absence of comments from art means she is planning something very painfull and protracted, I would advise a bullet proof vest as a start and a jockstrap in case she headbuts you in the nuts fella... well you did say she was smallR#?

MMMM talll girls aint they grand

I KNOW ONE THING....i'm on minus points now for sure.i don't thing the bullet proof vest or jockstrap will be of any use IF arty gets hold of us... :cry:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
dufus said:
Stan methinks the absence of comments from art means she is planning something very painfull and protracted, I would advise a bullet proof vest as a start and a jockstrap in case she headbuts you in the nuts fella... well you did say she was smallR#?
lol - no protection will be enough!!!!!!!!!!

MMMM talll girls aint they grand
are they?!! :blush:


all I did was open the box, then all the mad frogs jumped out
Frogs - you calling us french??!!! c7u8


Stan said:
I KNOW ONE THING....i'm on minus points now for sure.i don't thing the bullet proof vest or jockstrap will be of any use IF arty gets hold of us...

Oh Stanleeeeeeee - minus points? lol!!!!!!!! Thats nothing!! Remember, she's the scary one!!!
 

Artemis

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Oh boys...............

I'm back.................

Be afraid










be very afraid












You all know who you are.





Dufus - Do you not think my sig of Artemis the Hunter Goddess was a bit of a giveaway on the bint status?


Stanleee, you could be right, for a change. Remember that you'll never, ever run far enough, or fast enough.


Bunny - 20 smarm points awarded. Well Done!


SF - I don't need anyone to hold 'em, thanks, I know just where to get hold of them all by myself.

Me? Scary?
 
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dufus

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art dear lady please accept my humble apologies for mistaking you for a bloke.

(makes note, watch those points rise from this point forward:rolleyes: )

Smix call you french? por quois madamoiselle? and may oui, tall bints are the new black most deffo

Bunny you must have a tongue like a badgers arse lol

Silverfox you smooth bugga

And lastly young stan the man... if we club together yer, do you think we could get a discount on body armour?
 

stan the man

you are not capable
dufus dear chap....arty doesn't award points for grovelling(unless you're a bog dweller)so it's a pointless exersise.

you just have to take it on the chin when it's a coming b0x1 %$fan
 
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dufus

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Bog dweller??? that sounds like a drinking partner praying to the great white porcelain god or someone who has ibs?

Points make prizes, it's true... I saw it on tele
 
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dufus

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I am in Norfolk, not originally though, Or my mum and dad would have been brother and sister%$fan
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Crikey - not contect with calling me a frog he's calling me that word that some peeps say we aren't allowed to use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:


Norfolk heh? might be up that way at the end of the month! Arty - you want anything delivering?!!!! :lol:

and Stan - Arty might not give points for grovelling, but she has been know to give points for smarming I believe? whats the difference?! :dunno:



:neenaw: :neenaw:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
Smix said:
and Stan - Arty might not give points for grovelling, but she has been know to give points for smarming I believe? whats the difference?! :dunno:



:neenaw: :neenaw:

don't know the difference smix.......but if you find out g0551p
 
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