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Darwin Awards for driving

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Todays group award winners are the pondlife driving around with no lights on in heavy 30 - 100 yard visibility fog.
As usual, the silver/grey/black/white car and van drivers were well represented.

The individual award goes to the young bimbo who tailgated me for a couple of miles while constantly playing with her phone, which was on a phone holder on the windscreen front and centre of her line of sight....no lights, white car.

Feckin' pondlife, the lot of them.

The "Nice Try, But No Cigar" prize goes to the Happy Snappy van parked in a layby where there was less than 30 yard visibility for half a mile in both directions.


Some days I wonder how we made it down out of the trees.....
 
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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Todays group award winners are the pondlife driving around with no lights on in heavy 30 - 100 yard visibility fog.
As usual, the silver/grey/black/white car and van drivers were well represented.

The individual award goes to the young bimbo who tailgated me for a couple of miles while constantly playing with her phone, which was on a phone holder on the windscreen front and centre of her line of sight....no lights, white car.

Feckin' pondlife, the lot of them.

The "Nice Try, But No Cigar" prize goes the the Happy Snappy van parked in a layby where there was less than 30 yard visibility for half a mile in both directions.


Some days I wonder how we made it down out of the trees.....
We didn’t, we came from the seas
 
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