My mate picked up a girl in the local hotel. After an evening of drinking, they ended up going to her room and of course, one thing led to another. Next morning they awoke in the bed and he said to her “if I had known you were a virgin, I wouldn’t have done that”.
She said “if I had known you were going to do that I would have taken my tights off !”
She said “if I had known you were going to do that I would have taken my tights off !”