Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by Jaws, Aug 8, 2017.
If you’ve never tried blindfold archery you don’t know what you’re missing.
THIS just HAS to be the correct site for this.
Wish me luck I’m entering the World’s tightest hat competition, I just hope I can pull it off.
Now that's called having wood!!!
Polite vests this time
I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It was simple, Jill coloured her nails purple and bob had a cock
I'm taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off of my legs.
I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, “I like it Well Done”. I said, “Thanks buddy. That means a lot”.
90% of people are idiots. I'm glad I'm in the other 20%.
My girlfriend and I are made for each other. She thinks I'm cute when I don't have my glasses on, and I think she's cute when I don't have my glasses on.
I got an invite to a wedding that said “black tie only". But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos.
I was raised as an only child. Which really annoyed my sister.
Walking down the street with my mate and we saw a dog licking his balls. My mate turns to me and goes, "I wish I could do that." "He'd bite you," I replied.