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If you’ve never tried blindfold archery you don’t know what you’re missing.
Wish me luck I’m entering the World’s tightest hat competition, I just hope I can pull it off.
T.C
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I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It was simple, Jill coloured her nails purple and bob had a cock
I'm taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off of my legs.
I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, “I like it Well Done”. I said, “Thanks buddy. That means a lot”.
90% of people are idiots. I'm glad I'm in the other 20%.
My girlfriend and I are made for each other. She thinks I'm cute when I don't have my glasses on, and I think she's cute when I don't have my glasses on.
I got an invite to a wedding that said “black tie only". But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos.
I was raised as an only child. Which really annoyed my sister.
Walking down the street with my mate and we saw a dog licking his balls. My mate turns to me and goes, "I wish I could do that." "He'd bite you," I replied.
People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It was simple, Jill coloured her nails purple and bob had a cock
I'm taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off of my legs.
I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, “I like it Well Done”. I said, “Thanks buddy. That means a lot”.
90% of people are idiots. I'm glad I'm in the other 20%.
My girlfriend and I are made for each other. She thinks I'm cute when I don't have my glasses on, and I think she's cute when I don't have my glasses on.
I got an invite to a wedding that said “black tie only". But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos.
I was raised as an only child. Which really annoyed my sister.
Walking down the street with my mate and we saw a dog licking his balls. My mate turns to me and goes, "I wish I could do that." "He'd bite you," I replied.