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What is more worrying is that "Pilots Lounge" is also in brail underneath. I assume that this must be the Ryan Air lounge. I know they are short of flight deck crew ;)
Isn't that the whole point of the post, TC? :rolleyes:
 

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What is more worrying is that "Pilots Lounge" is also in brail underneath. I assume that this must be the Ryan Air lounge. I know they are short of flight deck crew ;)

DOH !!
Like Bill said mate... Come on, wake up at the back !!!!!
 
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  • My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.Wediscovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.
 

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Just bought a Saab from Neil diamond on ebay, Swede car online.

Started dating a homeless girl, thinking of moving out with her.
 

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A Welshman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
Bethan
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realise
I was talking to the sheep."
 
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