True Story,honest....
A top Lawyer arrived home late , after a very tough day trying to get a 'stay of execution' for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight ..
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed , and he was feeling worn out , and depressed ..
As soon as he walked through the door at home , his wife started on him about , 'What time of night to be getting home is this ..?
Where have you been ..! ?'
'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it ..'. , And on and on and on and on ..
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual , he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub , pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs ..
While he was in the bath , the phone rang ..
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client , James Wright , HAD been granted a *stay of execution* after all ...
Wright would NOT be hanged tonight ..
Finally realizing what a terrible day he MUST have had , she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news ..
As she opened the bathroom door , she was greeted by the sight of her husband , bent over naked , drying his legs and feet ..
'They're not hanging Wright tonight ,' she said ..
To which he turned around and screamed , For fuck's sake Woman,don't you ever shut up...