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Duck n Dive

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The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
the Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, and
the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
the Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, and
the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
So.... by a process of elimination I, Sherlock Holmes, have deduced that Pow-Lo is a Sun reader. :sherlock:
 

richardgore

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The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
the Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, and
the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
Ah, the old Yes Minister scripts. Brilliant piece of TV.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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I was sitting on the bed the other night pulling off my boxers when my wife turned around and siad to me - "you don't half spoil those dogs"
I signed for a new Football team, the manager was explaining his tactics, he told me that he’d play me for the first 45 minutes & he’d pull me off at half time, “are you ok with that?” He asked, I replied “er.....I suppose so but at my last club we only got an orange”
 

DLN1965

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Chocolates for your loved ones
 

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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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To mark the passing of Diego Maradonna VAR have reviewed the “Hand of god” goal & awarded Manchester United a penalty
 
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