My father in law used to smoke a pipe, he asked us to call & get him an ounce of condom (condor)In a similar vein...
Mother-in-law, long since gone, in the early days of seat belt laws, as a passenger, was spoken to by cop.
"You would be better off going after real criminals"
Another time the house was broken into and they left a copy of the Mirror behind.
She was falling over herself telling cops that they didn't get that paper.
She bumped a car while parking.
Turned out the owner was from the other side of the city.
"What was he doing here. He shouldn't have been here"
And the time she had a few Bucks Fizz to drink. "I'll have another Fu(ks Bizz"
That's not funny, stroke inducing, pardon the punFeel like taking up golf?
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I really MUST get a GROAN button sorted out !Karen & Cal got married & bought a house, they moved in & began furnishing it, they bought all the white goods but sadly just after the warranty ran out the washing machine packed in & was beyond repair, they bought another as it was something they could not do without, again though as with the first one the warranty expired & so did the washing machine, again they replaced it, Cal changed jobs & was working abroad on a two year contract, during this time karen was happy that her washing machine was working perfectly, Cal came home for a much needed break, karen took his washing & put it in the machine but nothing happened, she called a repair man, & she explained that the washing machine was working perfectly whilst Cal was working abroad but as soon as he came home it packed in, the repair man responded, “there’s your problem, washing machines live longer with Cal gone”
How about a "you're banned" button.?I really MUST get a GROAN button sorted out !
Place would be deserted in a week !!How about a "you're banned" button.?
Karen & Cal got married & bought a house, they moved in & began furnishing it, they bought all the white goods but sadly just after the warranty ran out the washing machine packed in & was beyond repair, they bought another as it was something they could not do without, again though as with the first one the warranty expired & so did the washing machine, again they replaced it, Cal changed jobs & was working abroad on a two year contract, during this time karen was happy that her washing machine was working perfectly, Cal came home for a much needed break, karen took his washing & put it in the machine but nothing happened, she called a repair man, & she explained that the washing machine was working perfectly whilst Cal was working abroad but as soon as he came home it packed in, the repair man responded, “there’s your problem, washing machines live longer with Cal gone”
I really MUST get a GROAN button sorted out !
How about a "you're banned" button.?
You say that like it's a bad thing........Place would be deserted in a week !!