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What?
and you wouldn’t?
Andrew would have delivered them back personally and then invoiced them for the time, fuel,wear and tear and loss of time on the job.
On the other hand he probably wouldn’t be able to as I think he’s told us the Beemers blown up!
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I can assure you I most definitely wouldn't.What?
and you wouldn’t?
I was quite amused by your photo, amazing lengths to get nothing other than the subject in it to avaid ridicule.
Lol...My work bunch of keys does that too.
Feckin infuriating when your dancing for a slash and trying to unlock the loo door.
With highs of 33° expected AGAIN today, it's time to ask "could the government have done more?" Downing Street knew about this heatwave weeks ago and have done nothing. Shipments of 400,000 pairs of Speedos and 500,000 bikinis, sun cream and Cornettos have reportedly been sent back as unsafe after media claims the shipment was quarantined a month ago and Boris did nothing.
Karen from Chavington said, "We just don't know if it's safe to go outside and sunbathe because we can't function or think for ourselves. Boris hasn't told us either way and all my obese kids need ice cream and sweets, the Hubby can't get out to rob anyone so we're out of lager and weed, I blame the government entirely"
Meanwhile, anti- heat protesters dressed in thick jumpers chanting "cold lives matter" have marched on London, Big Ben has been removed and a giant Mint Feast put in its place by protesters.
The BBC reported earlier, 'clearly the sun has come out and Downing street have done nothing to prevent it.'
A second heat Wave is expected to hit the UK in 4 weeks time .
Karen from Chavington said, "We just don't know if it's safe to go outside and sunbathe because we can't function or think for ourselves. Boris hasn't told us either way and all my obese kids need ice cream and sweets, the Hubby can't get out to rob anyone so we're out of lager and weed, I blame the government entirely"
Meanwhile, anti- heat protesters dressed in thick jumpers chanting "cold lives matter" have marched on London, Big Ben has been removed and a giant Mint Feast put in its place by protesters.
The BBC reported earlier, 'clearly the sun has come out and Downing street have done nothing to prevent it.'
A second heat Wave is expected to hit the UK in 4 weeks time .
Embarrassing when my work keys do that.
On a similar theme, how do Xmas lights that have been carefully put away in a box tangle themselves up
Reported.
It's waaaaaay to early to mention that time of year.
