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Quiney
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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "Any of you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
Then one of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, “Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled back down, "Why?"
The worker yelled back, “Because his mum's here with his packed lunch.”
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
Then one of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, “Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled back down, "Why?"
The worker yelled back, “Because his mum's here with his packed lunch.”
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went and got into the Maid's bed. She switched the lights off.
When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but had his way with her.
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And then she switched on the light.
"No ma'am", said the Gardener ...
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went and got into the Maid's bed. She switched the lights off.
When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but had his way with her.
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And then she switched on the light.
"No ma'am", said the Gardener ...
