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Squag1

Can't remember....
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My girlfriend said, "Pssst."....I said, "What?"

She said, "Psssssst."...I said, "What?"

She said, "Psssssssssssst."....I said, "What?!"



Then I realised she was punctured. ...
Was that a blow by blow account :rolleyes:
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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In case I didn't already.
Guy walking home from pub sees sign over shop "Burgers £1 Wank$ £2.

So he rolls into the shop to a really cute 'young wan' and, for Pow Lo, with big tits.

He sez....
Are you the wan that does the wan£ing.
Yes she says eagerly.

Well then wash yer hands and gimme a burger
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

T.C

Been there, and had one
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This will happen with Labour in charge of our economy

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