Rotherham’s annual classiest woman contest got off to a rip roaring start on Friday after Bianca and Sigourney, both mothers of seven, got into a no holds barred bitch fight over Wayne, a 22 year old Nike tracksuit wearing, Vauxhall Astra driving, absolute tosspot, cocaine dealer from Rawmarsh.
Wayne, who wears a fake Rolex, and can barely put a sentence together and is one faulty brake light away from doing a 4 stretch said “tell you Bruv, dem bitches went strong, I been on dese roads since I was a younger and it was jokes how dey went at it fam ya get me”
A translator from Rotherham councils Jamaican mild-slang department was not available to explain what the fuck the jumped up little skip rat was saying, so we are none the wiser.
Both women were treated at the scene for loss of hair extensions, false eyelashes and Bianca was treated for shock after losing the badge off her Michael Kors bag.
The Advertiser has learnt that the two women have been charged with possession of offensive make-up and wearing ludicrous platforms with intent to endanger life.