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Squag1

Can't remember....
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Mick said to his friend Paddy, you know that new pub that has opened in Killybegs.
Well, you get free drinks and can go in the back and have sex.
Paddy said this is hard to believe.
Oh, no said Mick, it is true as my sister told me.
It wasn't Mick, it was Tommy and it was in Thetford :p:p
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
A husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.

The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check his wife. He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.

She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough. Finally he said, "Okay, good. You can get dressed now and I will go talk to your husband".

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well,you can relax . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . there is definitely nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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A husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.

The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check his wife. He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.

She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough. Finally he said, "Okay, good. You can get dressed now and I will go talk to your husband".

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well,you can relax . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . there is definitely nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.

Or as the chinese dr. said said... she has zachari disease

She looks zachari same as a gorilla
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Mother is tidying young son's bedroom and finds a stash of bondage gear and magazines.
She goes to his father and in panic and asks what she should do.
He says "I'm no expert on this, but I wouldn't spank him"
 
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