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ianrobbo1
good looking AND modest
A man is walking the strip in Vegas when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, “How Much?”
The hooker replies, “I start at $500 for a hand job.”
The man says, “$500 for a hand job? Holy crap, no hand job is worth that kind of money.”
The hooker says, “You see that KFC on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the McDonald’s in the next block?”
“Yes.”
“And do you see the Wendy’s across the street?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” said the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own all those, and I own them because I give a hand job that’s worth $500...”
So the guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.”
They go to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just had the hand job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He’s so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow job is $1000.”
The hooker says, “No, $1500.”
“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow job!”
The hooker replies, “Step over to the window. Do you see those two casinos across the street? Well, I own those, and I own them because I give blow jobs that are worth every cent of $1500.”
The guy, still reeling from the terrific hand job, decides to put off buying a new car for another year or so, and says, “Sign me up.”
Fifteen minutes later, he’s sitting on the edge of the bed, more amazed than before. He can hardly believe it, but he feels he truly got his money’s worth.
Deciding to go for broke, he asks, “So, how much for some pussy?”
The hooker says, “Come back over to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us? All those casinos, with the beautiful lights, the gaming, the showgirls?”
Damn!” says the guy in awe. “You own the whole city?”
The hooker says, “No. But I would ... If I had a pussy!
He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, “How Much?”
The hooker replies, “I start at $500 for a hand job.”
The man says, “$500 for a hand job? Holy crap, no hand job is worth that kind of money.”
The hooker says, “You see that KFC on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the McDonald’s in the next block?”
“Yes.”
“And do you see the Wendy’s across the street?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” said the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own all those, and I own them because I give a hand job that’s worth $500...”
So the guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.”
They go to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just had the hand job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He’s so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow job is $1000.”
The hooker says, “No, $1500.”
“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow job!”
The hooker replies, “Step over to the window. Do you see those two casinos across the street? Well, I own those, and I own them because I give blow jobs that are worth every cent of $1500.”
The guy, still reeling from the terrific hand job, decides to put off buying a new car for another year or so, and says, “Sign me up.”
Fifteen minutes later, he’s sitting on the edge of the bed, more amazed than before. He can hardly believe it, but he feels he truly got his money’s worth.
Deciding to go for broke, he asks, “So, how much for some pussy?”
The hooker says, “Come back over to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us? All those casinos, with the beautiful lights, the gaming, the showgirls?”
Damn!” says the guy in awe. “You own the whole city?”
The hooker says, “No. But I would ... If I had a pussy!
ianrobbo1
good looking AND modest
T.C
Registered User
Well sort of. Driver died instantly but the passenger survived.
It was claimed that the brakes failed. What sort of speed must he have been doing in the first place within a port to be able to launch at that speed?
