Daily Smile thread

Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by Jaws, Aug 8, 2017.

  1. derek kelly

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    Class of 15 year olds in school.
    Mrs Kemp, (teacher) 40+ years old, alleged to be a bit free with her services, particularly with the head teacher Mr Addy.

    In the classroom she is trying to belittle the class clown Adam Parker.

    Mrs Kemp) Mr Parker, stop being childish, I have eaten cheese that is more mature than you
    Adam Parker) yes Miss, we know, from Behind Mr Addy’s foreskin.

    The class erupted, Mrs Kemp blushed & walked out in tears & didn’t reappear until the next term.
     
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  5. Jaws

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  6. derek kelly

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    Dianne Abbott has made a complaint against Tesco due to them using her sgnature on their hot cross buns.
     
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  9. Jaws

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    Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamt I was skiing!"
     
  10. derek kelly

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    Went to see one of those faith healers yesterday, he was that bad even a guy in a wheelchair got up & walked out.
     
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  18. Jaws

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  20. T.C

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