One afternoon, Dave was sitting in front of the TV watching the sport, beer in hand when his wife walked in.
Honey, I'm thinking of getting a boob job
What for?
Well, they're beginning to look a little saggy. I want them bigger, more fuller. Can I dip into the joint account?
No need for that, there's a better way but you'll need to be patient. it takes a little time.
Ok, I'll try it, what is it.
Twice a day, take a piece of toilet tissue & rub it between your breasts.
Sounds a little odd to me, does it work?
Well, it worked for your ass.
Dave's funeral is next Thursday.
Honey, I'm thinking of getting a boob job
What for?
Well, they're beginning to look a little saggy. I want them bigger, more fuller. Can I dip into the joint account?
No need for that, there's a better way but you'll need to be patient. it takes a little time.
Ok, I'll try it, what is it.
Twice a day, take a piece of toilet tissue & rub it between your breasts.
Sounds a little odd to me, does it work?
Well, it worked for your ass.
Dave's funeral is next Thursday.