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Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by Jaws, Aug 8, 2017.

  1. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Sooty was married...???? :eek:
     
  2. T.C

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  17. Quiney

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    Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

    One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

    A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day, Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Russ! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?'

    Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.'

    'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'

    'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

    'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?

    'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.

    'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
     
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  18. T.C

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    I saw my dwarf neighbour at a bus stop. "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.

    "Fuck off" he shouted back.

    "What an ungrateful little shit" I thought as I zipped my rucksack and continued my walk.
     
  19. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    I remember as a kid dunkin ginger nuts in steaming hot tea..
    .. but nowadays they call it bullying...
     
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  20. Squag1

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    Members of a particular revolutionary group were doing hand grenade training.
    Unfortunately they were blowing their nuts off during practice.

    The leader sent his deputy to check the problem.
    So they lined up a practice demo.
    The first guy was given a grenade and firmly reminded that he had to throw it immediately
    after counting to 10. So holding the grenade in his right hand with his index finger he counted the fingers
    on his left hand. When he reached 5 he reached down and put the grenade between his knees and with
    index finger began counting fingers on right hand.............:jaja-no:
     
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