Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by Jaws, Aug 8, 2017.
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?
'Yes I am... How did you know?'
He winked and replied, " Hickory dickory dock."
She definitely doesn't have big tits....
Woman goes into a butcher’s & say’s “I’d like an oxtail please” the butcher replies “once upon a time there was an ox”