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Competition any one

richard

Cool as a Cucumber
Ok lets see how many differnt women we can get pictures of on our Birds this summer.

Anyone game??? if so will ask for a stikkie




LOL
richard
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Sounds like a laff Rich..............count me in mate..............

One woman at a time?.........or would two aboard your bike in the same piccie count as two?
 

richard

Cool as a Cucumber
2 different Birds at the same time kinky................



:yo: :yo: :yo:
 
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fat bert

Guest
No problem for Barmy Ben

He rides so slooooowly, the sparrows, pidgeons and swallows just sit on his bike!!

Suppose "Great Tits" are includes as should be "Blue Tits" this weather.
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I'll get my coat...........................
 

Bubba

Registered User
You just leave yourseld WIDE open.....

...fer abuse dontcha

As opposed to the Big Tit riding the Pseudo silver bird??

:neenaw: :neenaw:
 
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D.S.

Guest
Richard~ now that's a cracking idea

Sort out the criteria though mate 'cos it's easy to get mingers to sit on ya bike :} So no mingers & they've got be 18-40 !!!
Perhaps double for a topless pose & x5 for a shot in the buff :}
 

birdinflight

Registered User
em.....................Richard?

what about Biker Babe and I ???? Can we enter, but get blokes on our bikes?????
 
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reefer

Guest
yeah count me in:p
and i guess they cant be family members..has to be joe public:dunno: :-:
 
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reefer

Guest
"So no mingers & they've got be 18-40 !!!"

errrr that aint fair joe!

what we class as mingers in london is prob a dream date to the northern lot
:f :} :}
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Right then - I'll start the ball rolling..............................

Here's a small coloured child that I just bribed with a few penny chews as she walked past my house.............she didn't take a lot of persuasion to climb aboard the black beast................

Rich mate - this is gonna be a doddle!................:-:
 

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richard

Cool as a Cucumber
Originally posted by richard
Ok lets see how many differnt women we can get pictures of on our Birds this summer.

Anyone game??? if so will ask for a stikkie




LOL
richard



It does say women not children ............ Ok Bif men too got to be seen to be fair..... Must b members of the public not other B.I.R.D members this sound ok...makes it more fun.


LOL
richard
 
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Stealthbomber

Guest
Richard........

No mate, I think the girls should have to get girls on their bikes too. Now that would be fair. If anyone else supports this please respond now.:lol: :m :m
 

richard

Cool as a Cucumber
umm women with lesbian tenancies they all have it dont they bugger


Do not go their......





LOL

richard

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Stealthbomber

Guest
Ladies on bikes

Mrs Davie W here..........

Hello to all the budding David Bailey's.

Although this is a lifetime fantasy of Davie's - having 2 girlies on his bike at the one time, that is exactly what it is going to stay..... a fantasy.

Davie won't be doing too many posts at the moment, I have just accidently ridden over his fingers with my Hornet - while positioning it for the photo shoot, but it slipped through my hands as I had just applied the baby oil to the girls.... yeh right!

Fast, fearless n female :k

Karen W
 
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reefer

Guest
its a sad sad day for the male bikers:cry: :B :loo:
 
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Stealthbomber

Guest
That bloody hurt.

SHHHHHHHH... :B

kAnt Uz my FiNGuRS JusT NOw tOO BlOOmIn SWolleM ShEEs gone bAck tO ThE KItChen. TyPiNG tHis WItH MY sHOrt ARM. onLy oNE Diget aT AtimE, slow,bUT i'll SuRvIve. :puke: :loo:
 
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D.S.

Guest
Richard~get Bert to sticky this when he gets back from Gay Paris

Define the criteria and put up a stupid prize (I'll donate a fender extender and a "www.supeblackbird.co.uk" visor sticker) and GAME ON :}
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Re: Richard~ now that's a cracking idea

Originally posted by joeboy
Sort out the criteria though mate 'cos it's easy to get mingers to sit on ya bike :} So no mingers & they've got be 18-40 !!!
Perhaps double for a topless pose & x5 for a shot in the buff :}
Oye That is downright fookin agist that is mate.
As there are a shit load of members over 50 that upper age limit has gotta be raised to at least 55..
 
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