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OK guys,
you've seen the bike, now its time for a new number plate so waddya think of this ?

I'm also looking for suggestions for the logo at the bottom, so lets have some good un's eh and the winner will get put on !!

My fav so far would be 'BEAT SAMSTERS PUSSYMOBILE!!!'


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Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Cheers Russ..................always lookin' for more to add to my collection...............I'll run that thru a few cameras on my way home...............
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Joking of course mate.............

We had a great collection of plate slogans on here before the 'crash'.............fooked if I can remember any of 'em...........

I have "ALL TORQUE"............

But I really like "The Voices Made me do it"

And "Better ride than I get at home"
 
Hmmmmm

No probs !

Like your last one but the missus would amputate my balls !!

I thought I'd seen some on here a while ago but as usual, senility creeps and and you forget...............errr............ what the fook was I asking.....................
 
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fat bert

Guest
Bugger...Russ~

shouldn't have told him it was a falsie plate

Just a quick check on PNC should that it's actually registered to a Mr Samuel Cordery - bike Yahama Roadsterhogalike

ROFLMAO
 
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doughnut

Guest
nice

How about,

HOWS MY RIDING?...0800 GO **** YOURSELF.


HE HE
 

1200Pete

Registered User
Age without wisdom.....it happens.

Never ride faster than your angel can fly

This one's not for the No plate but it makes me laugh
If Harley Davidson made aeroplanes, would you fly in one ?? :}
 

Murt

Letch
What about..

If you can read this, what are you doing in my garage?

:dunno:
 

eyebrows

Registered User
plate

Make the plate ridiculously small and then add ' Wot U f*ckin lookin at copper?'

That should do it.
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
'Course, you could always have 'www.superblackbird.co.uk'

Errrr.... should I leave now ???

Before I had the above, my strap line used to be 'Cos I can, alright!'
Cos I got sick of peeps asking why I ride the way I do !
:yo:
 

birdinflight

Registered User
i am the one.........

who got everyone doing the slogans before for my plate......ended up with 'vibration approved by Ann summers', don't think thats any good for you!!

there were quite alot but I can't remember half of them. some of the plate online makers have example slogans in a list to give you some help. I shall have a look and see if I can find some.
 

birdinflight

Registered User
I did not make these up...............

1 - Cool as penguin piss!
2 - If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my arse!
3 - If I want you up my arse I'll kiss you first!
4 - R.SEND
5 - May the force not see you
6 - Farkham Hall
7 - Phastasphuk
8 - My other toy has tits
9 - 0-casualty in 2.5 seconds
10 - Ride it like you stole it!
11 - Look me up the pipes and tell me that you love me!
12 - How's my riding? Call 0800 EAT SHIT
13 - My other toy has balls
14 - Takes corners better than Beckham
15 - If you can read this, the bitch fell off
16 - Rides better than your missus.... officer!
17 - Bye Bye GTi
18 - Life begins at 140mph
19 - Nutty as squirrel shit
20 - You smell of wee!
 

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trophychap

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Strap Lines

1100 Pete
Very flattered that you posted my strapline. Strangely i've never thought of putting it on my number plate.

Phook it more expense thats two new numberplates then!
 

1200Pete

Registered User
Originally posted by trophychap
Strap Lines

1100 Pete
Very flattered that you posted my strapline. Strangely i've never thought of putting it on my number plate.

Phook it more expense thats two new numberplates then!

Oh yeh, oop's :blush:
Good line though :yo:
 
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