Christmas Crackers

[tootyfluti]

:beer: :k Well, seeing as how we`ve all pulled a few, what crappy jokes were in yours??


Here`s a selection of ours:


Q. What did the dirt say when it started to rain??
A.If this keeps up my name`ll be mud.


Q. What building has loads of stories?
A. A library.

Q. What happens when you throw a white rock into the red sea?
A. It sinks.

Q. I have 3 eyes, 4 arms and 100 legs, what am I?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you get if you look at a vampire teacher through a telescope?
A. A horrorscope.

Q.Where in the body is the Labyrinth?
A. In the ear.


Oh how we laughed

Merry Christmas all :k :beer:

 

[Stevebrooke]

Q. What happens when you throw a white rock into the red sea?
A. It sinks.

That one was very funny, and I'll definately be telling it to all my family and friends.

And no, I'm not p!ssed

 

[reefer]

luckly i binned all the crap jokes from the crackers after almost splitting our sides with laughter this afternoon
one that i cant seem to erase from memory ....

what do ghost's eat for dessert :dunno:





boo-berry pie and i-scream

hat..cracker...burp

 

[Kenzie]

i can remember 1

why did the golfer have 2 pairs of trousers on?

just in case he got a hole in 1!! :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[derek kelly]

Who sings a chav's favourite christmas song



Bling crosby

 

[Jaws]

Which reminds me..
White Christmas was on telly yesterday.
One of the younger smiff clan wandered in to the tv room, looked, and said,, ah yes Bill Cosby...

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

English Cricket at the moment !!