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Celine dion

Pow-Lo

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Her Vegas concerts were outstanding
If she’s your bag, then I’m sure they were. However, I’d be taking a dump in my hands and then clapping.

You need to live a bit, go see a proper entertainer like Alice Cooper.
 

Me!

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If she’s your bag, then I’m sure they were. However, I’d be taking a dump in my hands and then clapping.

You need to live a bit, go see a proper entertainer like Alice Cooper.
Have you bought a new spade this week?
 

derek kelly

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If she’s your bag, then I’m sure they were. However, I’d be taking a dump in my hands and then clapping.

You need to live a bit, go see a proper entertainer like Alice Cooper.
How do you know I haven’t
 

derek kelly

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If you had, you wouldn’t be raving about Sealion Dion.
I have seen many acts, one of the best was Chris de burgh, outdoor concert at Harewood house, Marty Wilde at the barn in Essex was also class, the best by a mile was Meatloaf however the worst one was Meatloaf the second time I saw him, Showaddywaddy & Mud in 1975 were both brilliant, got pissed when Foundations were playing at one of the Naval bases (I knew I was pissed as I was dancing) this very tasty Australian bird started to dance very suggestively in front of me, she crouched right down in front of me so I did what any self respecting matelot would do, I grabbed the back of her head & things got very close to being pornagraphic, I happened to look towards the stage & the lead singer was glaring at me, I didn’t know he had a flighty girlfriend
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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I have seen many acts, one of the best was Chris de burgh, outdoor concert at Harewood house, Marty Wilde at the barn in Essex was also class, the best by a mile was Meatloaf however the worst one was Meatloaf the second time I saw him, Showaddywaddy & Mud in 1975 were both brilliant, got pissed when Foundations were playing at one of the Naval bases (I knew I was pissed as I was dancing) this very tasty Australian bird started to dance very suggestively in front of me, she crouched right down in front of me so I did what any self respecting matelot would do, I grabbed the back of her head & things got very close to being pornagraphic, I happened to look towards the stage & the lead singer was glaring at me, I didn’t know he had a flighty girlfriend
Well, did she have big tits or what?
 
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