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Cats are better than dogs - definitive

andyBeaker

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have you ever seen a dog this cute?

Introducing LuLu.....


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Jaws

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Murdering fat lazy POS flea bags...
They are as faithful as a bullet ... someone else starts feeding the scrounging things they will leave you

I think you might get the idea I am a dog person..............

Well spotted ! :risas3:
 

Lee337

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Not cute.

5.00 this morning, the (Mrs) cat woke me. The Mrs is away at the moment, so I can only assume the cat woke me to find out a) why I was on my own and b) what I had done with Mrs.

6.30 it started wailing like a banshee wanting to go out. I get up & let it out.

7.15 my alarm goes off and a couple of minutes later I hear this retching sound. I get up & the cat has thrown up at the top of the stairs, right outside the bedroom door. I go downstairs to get something to clear it up with & discover, by stepping on it that it had also been sick at the bottom of the stairs.

It lay on the sofa, swiping at my leg each time I walked past.

Not the best start to a day I've ever had.
 

Minkey

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Choice of a cat or dog my vote goes to dog, but much prefer parrots whom are loving and you can have a conversation with:calimero1:
 

Jaws

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Choice of a cat or dog my vote goes to dog, but much prefer parrots whom are loving and you can have a conversation with:calimero1:
I rate mirrors for the same reason... 'Cept nowadays they aint so loving !
 

andyBeaker

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Not cute.

5.00 this morning, the (Mrs) cat woke me. The Mrs is away at the moment, so I can only assume the cat woke me to find out a) why I was on my own and b) what I had done with Mrs.

6.30 it started wailing like a banshee wanting to go out. I get up & let it out.

7.15 my alarm goes off and a couple of minutes later I hear this retching sound. I get up & the cat has thrown up at the top of the stairs, right outside the bedroom door. I go downstairs to get something to clear it up with & discover, by stepping on it that it had also been sick at the bottom of the stairs.

It lay on the sofa, swiping at my leg each time I walked past.

Not the best start to a day I've ever had.

That's what happens when pets are given the run of the house.

Our cat has a choice at night - either out or locked in the utility room until I go for a wander about 2 or 3am, then another choice...stay in the massive furry basket next to the radiator with food and drink in hand...or out.

'It lay in the sofa'.......sounds like it needs a bit of training........
 

Malone

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Dogs have owners

Cats have staff

I’m a committed dog lover. My Molly is with me every waking moment, she comes golf with me 3/4 days a week an is known and liked by all the members at the club (more than me truth be told) and would accompany me on the bike given half a chance. I’d consider a sidecar unit, but I hate them :)

Like me, she wouldn’t give a cat the time of day.
 

Centaur

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I like and have had both but Jaws is correct when he says cats have absolutely no concept of loyalty or gratitude. Most dogs would die for their "handler" but all cats would dine on the carcass! :D
 

sr71caspar

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Murdering fat lazy POS flea bags...
They are as faithful as a bullet ... someone else starts feeding the scrounging things they will leave you


Surely there are some good bankers?
 

sr71caspar

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Best way to control a cat, is a squirt of lemon.






It doesn't matter if you don't get it in it's eye- the strong smell is still effective.
 

ianrobbo1

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Cats at the moment are not my favorite animals, some months ago I had Charlie out in the garden, a cat got a little too close, and just escaped with its life, since then the bastard and all its mates use my garden as a public convenience. Time for Charlie to have another outing, only I won't pull Charlie off it next time!:mad:
 
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