The winner is
D&D with the crusty shell. for my vote anyway. Fred the Eagle was a desert eagle in Saudi. He was found with a broken wing, splinted and healed but somehow he broke a leg...splinted...while leg healing he wore away his primary feathers trying to get around so those were splinted also.....new feather extension glued on.. he pecked like a lunatic especially if you were intimidated by him but a clout on the nose (beak) usually put him in his place. Guy called Alan Raines looked after him but most peeps joined in. One guy was really scared of Fred so we got him pissed and when he was asleep we perched Fred on the head of his bed and left him there until morning. I still laugh at his description of waking up with a hangover to see Fred staring at him from two feet away! Sadly Fred died of a blood infection in spite of a hospital's full investigation and treatment. it's not what you know but who you know. Didn't work in Fred's case. :B