In the News BREAKING NEWS. Restrictions lifted for Easter for some

[Jaws]

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.

The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches:
Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing

 

[Squag1]

Please sir, but can I go...

 

[Cougar377]

I have a note from my mum.

 

[Jaws]

Please sir, but can I go...

Sure, just tell us what category you are in ?

I have a note from my mum.

And what category does your mum say you fall in ?

 

[Cougar377]

And what category does your mum say you fall in ?

Eejit.

 

[derek kelly]

What about cockwombles?

 

[Squag1]

Sure, just tell us what category you are in ?
I'm in here, it's obvious what category!!

 

[Jaws]

What about cockwombles?

Noooooo, cockwombles and spunk for brains have got to stay at home

 

[slim63]

Is a dick splash allowed out ?

 

[derek kelly]

Is a dick splash allowed out ?

Yes but too stupid to find their way to the door.