BMW drivers

[derek kelly]

Drink what they think is posh tea & pretend they like it.
Play Golf thinking it’s a posh sport.
Believe that everyone who doesn’t have a BMW wants one.
Listen to classical music & pretend they understand it.
Deluded

 

[andyBeaker]

People who endlessly post disparaging comments about bmws and their drivers;

• Really, really want one

 

[Pow-Lo]

Drink what they think is posh tea & pretend they like it.
Play Golf thinking it’s a posh sport.
Believe that everyone who doesn’t have a BMW wants one.
Listen to classical music & pretend they understand it.
Deluded

I drink Chinese tea, which is not posh. I guess that's a Yorkshire thing though, anything that works out at more than 1p for six cups is posh.
Golf is for faggots. Fact.
People who bang on about BMWs all the time are fixated and clearly want one.
I listen to hard rock, punk and classical. I have taste.
You're fixated. Fact.

 

[derek kelly]

People who endlessly post disparaging comments about bmws and their drivers;

• Really, really want one

Deluded

 

[derek kelly]

I drink Chinese tea, which is not posh. I guess that's a Yorkshire thing though, anything that works out at more than 1p for six cups is posh.
Golf is for faggots. Fact.
People who bang on about BMWs all the time are fixated and clearly want one.
I listen to hard rock, punk and classical. I have taste.
You're fixated. Fact.

Deluded

 

[andyBeaker]

Deluded

As a Dacia (pronounced 'Datcher' as in rhymes with Thatcher) you are coming from a position of extreme weakness whichever way you look at it.

Rumour is that you call yours 'Margaret'?

 

[Pow-Lo]

Deluded

Fixated.

 

[andyBeaker]

Fixated.

Er, you are hardly in a position to say that either judging by your signature!

 

[Pow-Lo]

Er, you are hardly in a position to say that either judging by your signature!

Eh? What you on about?

 

[sr71caspar]

People who endlessly post disparaging comments about Dacia's and their drivers;

• Really, really want one

Golf is for faggots. Fact.

People who bang on about Dacia's all the time are fixated and clearly want one.

*cough, cough*

 

[Duck n Dive]

*cough, cough*

Well done, you've passed the medical. Put your clothes back on as you leave

 

[Pow-Lo]

*cough, cough*

I'm actually beginning to consider a Dustbag to see what all the fuss is about. There's loads of them around here, so there must be a good reason for that.

 

[Jaws]

I'm actually beginning to consider a Dustbag to see what all the fuss is about. There's loads of them around here, so there must be a good reason for that.

Yessss.... you have moved on to a council estate by mistake

 

[andyBeaker]

I'm actually beginning to consider a Dustbag to see what all the fuss is about. There's loads of them around here, so there must be a good reason for that.

You live in a breakers yard!!??

 

[Pow-Lo]

You live in a breakers yard!!??

Why would they be in breakers’ yards? No need to try and break something that’ll dissolve in the rain. Silly man.

 

[slim63]

I'm actually beginning to consider a Dustbag to see what all the fuss is about. There's loads of them around here, so there must be a good reason for that.

Us in the midlands swap you welshies 100,000 gallons of water for a dustbag, seems fair to me & saves chucking them in the cut

 

[Pow-Lo]

Us in the midlands swap you welshies 100,000 gallons of water for a dustbag, seems fair to me & saves chucking them in the cut

Have you seen the price of them Dustbags? You wouldn't get 5 litres of Evian for that and our water is far superior

 

[derek kelly]

Evian spelt backwards is “Naive”

 

[Pow-Lo]

Evian spelt backwards is “Naive”

Ed Zackery, which is why I'd rather drink tap water. Well, I would here anyway. The stuff where we lived in Kent is shite. In fact, it's so shite that we had to filter it before my pup would drink it.

 

[andyBeaker]

Evian spelt backwards is “Naive”

Duster spelt backwards is 'Retsud'.