Bloody moronic pillock drivers

[Murt]

Drove up to Morrisons petrol station earlier, about a mile before it, a car came out of a slip road and nearly side swiped me (I had to slow down and pull into the central hatchings to avoid them).
The car followed me, sometimes about two feet from my rear end (despite me flashing my brake lights) and sometimes clipping the curb on a couple of left handers on a main road.
Eventually I indicate (very early cos this tosser is still up my chuff) and slow down very gently to turn right into the petrol stn. He nearly hits me up the chuff..
This tosser swings in behind me without indicating, and causing another car coming the other way to swerve to avoid hitting him.

When I get out of the car to 'have a word', I couldn't believe my eyes.
The tw@t had been driving with the windscreen totally frozen over!!

I was so amazed I took a photo. before getting stuck into him.

Now don't forget, this photo was taken about a mile after I first saw him, so god knows how long he'd been driving like this.

I almost dragged him out of the car. He was about 45, and of Asian origin. He didn't seem to speak much English, but soon started answering back ok when it was suggested someone may clean his windows with a housebrick if he tried to move off like that.
He just couldn't understand why I was so upset at him, and said he could see my lights ok..... Why was I picking on him as everybody does it :bang:

Eventually I let him start filling up, and even the woman in the cash office wouldn't let him pay until he cleared his windscreen.
Eventually he cleared about a square foot of the screen and nipped off when I was paying.

Local plod have been told, and seemed quite interested when I explained his comments and the photo. ( But to be honest, I don't think any more than a hort1 and a bollocking will be done).

Friggin inconsiderate dangerous twat.

Oh... And it was a fookin MICRA!!!!

Rant over.

Murt.

 

[Tinytim]

Bastid!!!!

Yes you Murt....It's 10.30 and I fancy nipping out to search for Asians driving cars with frosted windows b0x1:shooter:....for fooks sakes I was just chillin'......:cry:

 

[Jaws]

Where can I get some of those window cleaning house bricks from Murt ?

 

[Murt]

Oh, any builders merchant, or I'm sure someone on a building site would lend you one, or I could send you the one in my boot ( purely used to put behind a wheel in a emergency of course

All you do is place the brick against the windscreen and it becomes clear... It's like magic! (you may have to place said brick against said window harder than is usual though)

Murt.

 

[silverfox.xx]

Must be total twat day today then... Trent was on his way home tonight, gently filtering on the right of very slow/stationary cars, when a twat, no indicators, swerved across in front of him turning right to get into his drive. Trent anchors on rear wheel in the air..... and the bloke driving the car puts his hand up in a wave... once he's in his drive.
Same journey...
Then he had another single row of traffic which eventually opens to two rows for a roundabout, Trent filtering on the right, traffic stationary/slow moving, this twat pulls out into the opposing lane, no indication, dead in front of him to shoot down past 6 or 7 cars to jump the que for the two lane section, which only holds two cars.

Both drivers must have missed the bit on their test... mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

Conditions were dusk, clear, dry... and Trent had his twin HID's on.

 

[ScottyUK]

It's obviously twat season....

This morning coming into work.....sun's up, lovely day.

I'm going down a road in London when a car moving slowly towards me pulls a violent 180 right in front on me. I slam on (apply then squeeze.... HARD ) and I slightly adjust my line so I'm aiming for the outside of him in case I can't stop in time.

I think I have it all covered and anticipating him moving in my direction I start to ease off the brakes ..... and the fecker does another 180 to go back in his original direction. He basically did a complete 360 in front of me. :bang:

WTF ????? :dunno:

 

[Murt]

Okay, I must have doen something wrong. I used the, what I thought was, the prescribed method of clearing frost from glass with a brick. Initially the results were very good but now the wipers don't work and I get wet when I use the squirters. I have also noticed, coincidentally, the heater seems less efficient. The good thing though was, this morning the screen area was completely clear of frost although unusually the dashboard and sets were frozen.

What did I do wrong?????????????

No mate.
Nothing wrong in your technique, just that I didn't mention the strange effect that this new cleaning method has on other key car parts.

You will notice that when the summer comes ( Tues 27th April, between 11.00 and 15.25hrs this year) your face gets warm and starts to get sunburned, but don't get too concerned, the heavy rain the day after will cool it down.
You may also find that on occasions the drivers seat will feel a little damp. This is not connected to your 'usual problem', but is actually weathers way of cleaning your seats! A win win situation.
Murt.

 

[Nixy]

Racist.....Im surprised he didnt throw the R word into the argument

 

[Murt]

RESULT!!

Local plod contacted Morrisons to speak to the lady who was serving last night.
She has confirmed my 'story' and they watched the CCTV from the garage (showing him driving in, just missing a car when turning into the garage, and our 'exchange' of words, then him driving off with a still obstructed view. (Including my advice about clearing his windows ).
They have just been round to take a statement off me (and a print of the photo I took.) and the well oiled cogs of justice are turning.

When they found out my ex employment.(I said I could do my statement). they left forms for a statement, the very nice police woman dropped out that after my call last night an officer visited the reg keeper, who fitted the description I gave but denied he had left the house. Then the bobby pointed out his car was the only one with a bonnet not covered in frost!!
Lying git then admitted all.....
Been reported for due care and no MOT. (Oh and he can't find his licence he says, so has been given a producer :-0)

That will teach the git.

Murt.

 

[rovinghawk]

RESULT!!
That will teach the git.

Congratulations- you might have saved a biker or two's life in the process.

RH

 

[Wurley]

Anybody going to say well done to the police for following this one up or is that too much to expect . . . . :dunno:

 

[Murt]

I must admit, I'm surprised.
I expected the bloke to get a visit and a bollocking ( or deny it and it being put down as word on word).
But the local ( to the drivers home) bobby has done a fine job.

Wonder if CPS will bother taking it to court.

Murt.

 

[Barrie]

Now watch your back Murt, who knows what he might get his arsehole mates to do. Well done though and thank you on behalf of all right minded motorists/motorcyclists. k1ap

 

[rovinghawk]

bobby has done a fine job.

Credit where it's due.

RH

 

[matsdad]

Nice one Murt, probably no licence and insurance.

Dead giveaway no one under 50 drives a bloody Micra. :-0)

 

[derek kelly]

Credit where it's due.

RH

Bollocks, they should have been out catching real criminals like Paedos & rapists, you do know that I've got two years to my retirement & I need to know that the Prisons are going to be full for that time......















































































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[silverfox.xx]

Good result well done Murt.. :bow::bow::bow:

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