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morphgarth

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Barrie said:
In that case Smix, I suggest he was making sure he hadn't missed something.

(I like Morph and the banter but please don't tell him)


BARRIE, MY EARS ARE BURNING!!!
 

ericonblackbird

Registered User
Smix

I always maintain that the job isn't a good un unless a little blood is spilt ..... went a little far though when a spring let go when working on the back brakes of my van!
 
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Punchy

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ericonblackbird said:
Smix
I always maintain that the job isn't a good un unless a little blood is spilt ..... went a little far though when a spring let go when working on the back brakes of my van!
Unless the job in question is oiling the drive chain with the engine running in gear.
Heard of a couple of numpties without finger ends/nails....
It doesnt half make you pee when you do that!!!!!

:eek:

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Centaur

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I do that!

And clean it! Still got all my pinkies.....so far! c7u8
 
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morphgarth

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Centaur said:
And clean it! Still got all my pinkies.....so far! c7u8
One of my mates did that a few years ago and wasn't so lucky. Two fingers down and lucky not to lose the whole hand! Sorry to anyone who thinks that they're bullet proof but you have to be a fool to clean or lube the chain with the engine running.
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
morphgarth said:
One of my mates did that a few years ago and wasn't so lucky. Two fingers down and lucky not to lose the whole hand! Sorry to anyone who thinks that they're bullet proof but you have to be a fool to clean or lube the chain with the engine running.
i polished these whilst in gear cos it was faster and i'm hard:-0)
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morphgarth

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If you know Gypsy then you will understand that he has, in fact, proved my point!!:neenaw:
 
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